ITT I cast you for JRPG roles in a game that will likely not be released earth side

You shall be the main character, always mute however still inspiring your party members with never heard speeches. If you have any dialogue it is consumed by a fade to black transition to the same image as the one you left.

Your theme will be composed of mostly wailing guitars.
 
why not?

Throw me a role~ x).
You will be the 8 year old party member who even the tweeny main cast says is too young to fight. You will compensate for your lack of physical size by using crushing weaponry that's larger than you. You are also a coward, but during your sub-story you will discover the power of friendship and piss your pants while fighting instead of running away.

Your theme will be all about the toys.
 
Count me in good sir. :D
You will be that enemy that operates under misguided logic and confusion. You fashion yourself as a Champion of Justice, and while you believe the empire is evil, attempting to topple an empire is also evil and so the heroes must be defeated in the name of justice.

Your theme will be watashi ware kawaii no desu
 
*Patiently waiting* :l Jasonnn....ROLE D<
guess i missed your post


You will be the hero's mother, at least that is what he thinks because he is really a radioactive alien laser clone. You were the scientist that grew him in the Grangurans radioactive power core and you probably would have still breast fed him if he wasn't an affront to God. Your twisted love for him results in your death trying to save him from being disposed as a failure, despite him being able to easily dismember his mass produced brethren.

Your theme will be tears :(
 
You will be that enemy that operates under misguided logic and confusion. You fashion yourself as a Champion of Justice, and while you believe the empire is evil, attempting to topple an empire is also evil and so the heroes must be defeated in the name of justice.

Your theme will be watashi ware kawaii no desu


Sounds interesting. :confused:
 
gimme a role
 
I want to be an engineer in charge of vehicle maintenance. Thank you!
You shall be the hero's trainer, and at the ripe old age of 28 you are always complaining about your aches and pains. We all know you are old, but that doesn't stop you from trying to be a womanizer. Despite being his mentor, master, and teacher you still opt to allow the hero to lead. Even when he is fucking up royally...

Your theme is going to have bass and a brass section because when you get cereal, shit gets cleaved.
 
gimme a role
You will be the super secret optional boss that could destroy the main villain and half the universe if it really wanted. Why do you exist? Nobody knows. What are your plans? Apparently just swimming around like a retard until someone bumps into you.

Your theme will scream "WELCOME TO DIE!"
 
guess i missed your post


You will be the hero's mother, at least that is what he thinks because he is really a radioactive alien laser clone. You were the scientist that grew him in the Grangurans radioactive power core and you probably would have still breast fed him if he wasn't an affront to God. Your twisted love for him results in your death trying to save him from being disposed as a failure, despite him being able to easily dismember his mass produced brethren.

Your theme will be tears :(

O_O Wow, sounds complicated, but I'll do best...
 
Give me my role!
You will be the young horndog party member, basing all of your tactical decisions on cup size and upskirt opportunities. Your defining features will be oversized weaponry, assless chaps, and a dress style based off emo spaghetti Outlaw Star fanfics.

Your theme will be rocking out to hardcore college techno j-pop.
 
You will be the young horndog party member, basing all of your tactical decisions on cup size and upskirt opportunities. Your defining features will be oversized weaponry, assless chaps, and a dress style based off emo spaghetti Outlaw Star fanfics.

Your theme will be rocking out to hardcore college techno j-pop.

Excellent!
 
Rofl, this already is epic. I wanna get in on this too. Sign me up, please xD
 
Sign me up?
You shall be the main villain, bent on taking over the world or becoming a god or resurrecting your dead sister or whatever the fuck your motivation is. Whatever your original motives were you can expect them to change several times as the writer becomes bat shit loco. Your costume will probably have a lot of spikes and shiny gems on it.

Your theme will be all orchestra 'n shit.
 
Rofl, this already is epic. I wanna get in on this too. Sign me up, please xD
You will be the female that wants to bang Sir Kenneth, although he has no interest in you. His bizarre mind cannot fathom you as a sexual object despite the fact that you are basically screaming "PUT IT IN!" at him.

Your theme will have pianos and techno emo sadness
 
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