insufferable bitch

Channizard

Channizard

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True this.
On January 27th, I got married to my love, Maribeth. :3
Just thought I'd let you in on this. How horrible it must make you feel. The way your heart just sank into your ass. How teary-eyed you must be as you read this.
You caused me great pain, you insufferable bitch.
And now, I am happy again... No. Happy at last.
Chase away any fantasy you still hold of us being together once more. Ever. In this life, and the next.
I am Stykian. And I will only stay with one who shares what love I give.
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I was reading old myspace messages after a random google image link took me to myspace, and I thought I'd check my account. There was a long list of back and forth PMs with my ex about him wanting to get back together when I got home, but owait.. no I'm with someone else. Loooong break and then bam, this ^ pops up.

Anybody wanna lol with me at an ex's arrogance?
 
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Chase away any fantasy you still hold of us being together once more. Ever. In this life, and the next.
I am Stykian. And I will only stay with one who shares what love I give.
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I lol'ed. :awesome:

Stupid pitiful attention whore of an ex is stupid. S'yeah.
 
I forgot to mention, Stykian is an intergalactic race from the past where they're 8 foot tall blue wolves with demonic wings. This was his previous life.

I do not make this shit up.
 
lol what a douche XD luckily most of my ex's(lol that kinda makes me sound like a whore XD) dont ever have hard feelings and some might talk to me still while others might not say a word their are few that i just wanna punch in the face lol :x3: but i dont b/c i learned self restraint...and by that i mean i trip them in the hallways and do other shit to them. but only if i hear them saying stuff about me myself lol just a way i consider it fair lol
 
Channy said:
I forgot to mention, Stykian is an intergalactic race from the past where they're 8 foot tall blue wolves with demonic wings. This was his previous life.

I do not make this shit up.
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Um . . . I fear for your ex's sanity, seriously.

-_- And I thought my exes were odd. 8 feet? Wolves? Demon--seriously?

P.S.: kitcat, you're my new buddy.

kitcatpawed said:
but i dont b/c i learned self restraint...and by that i mean i trip them in the hallways and do other shit to them.
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I wish I could've done this to my ex, Robert. Painfully. He was the King of Douches in terms of relationships.
 
I fear for the sanity of his new wife, tbh. His sanity is just gawn. Here's another little excerpt.

If you were already cheating on me with that brit fag, why even try? Oh yeah! It's because not only did I ---bleeped for sexual references an shit---, but also because you and I were actually in love. And because you needed someone to beat Angra Manyu for ya. ;D On the first try, might I add. I also murdered Trema, but you never go that far in the Cloister.
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Wait, did you intentionally leave me because you knew that I was better at video games than you?! xD Is this all because of an inferiority complex? LAWLERCOPTER
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Yes. Exactly. I broke up with you because I was jealous of your FFX-2 prowess. How could I have been so blind to not realize? :mokken:


...fyi I did not cheat on him, I broke it off before getting with the britfag like.. 5 months later. :monster:
 
damn and i was hoping for less ex-drama in the future...no wait thats kinda a lie i always love it when i see drama abund except when i get invloved lol
but i was still hoping. XD :bird: edit: i love british men XD at least some british men well i love their accents anyway but that so funny he'd think its b/c of gaming XDDDD
 
He really needs to get a life, painfully. Or a swift kick to the balls, whichever. Yeah, but then remember his wife decided to put up with him for the remainder of her life--or at least until she can't take him anymore.

Ha, inferiority complex over videogames? Wtf?

Fyi of course you didn't cheat on him, he just sounds like a pathetic whiny bitch though.

And European men as a whole are pretty damn hawt. I must say. :monster:
 
He's always had something against my long term bf after him, something about him being native while my guy is white and apparently I've always wanted interracial relationships an shiz...

I was with this guy for nearly two years and everyday I ask myself why. :ffs:
 
I don't blame him and yeah, you and I are similar. I've always kind of wanted an interracial relationship, test the waters, that kinda thing. But even when I start college, I'm going to remain single, until whoever is interested and cool enough finds me. It's better to wait, I learned that the hard way.
 
But interracial things were never huge on my quota for a boyfriend. ~_~ He's just so obsessive and proud of his alien native wolf....ness that he throws it in a message or part of conversation wherever he can.

Sorry, the point of my last post was that he thinks it meant more to me to be dating someone of colour (because I was with him) than it really was, which was sort of a bonus but no big deal.
 
Right, doesn't he sound odd?

And ah I see, what you meant. I can't believe he really thinks that he's some strange lupine thing. Wow. Mm I see, of colour . . . so was he Asian? Black? I'm just curious.
 
He was Native Indian. He actually kinda looked like Jacob of Twilight, pre Haircut, but substitute the eight pack abs for a keg, throw on a pedophile smile and a collar (yes, he actually wore a collar) and you have... him.
 
Channy said:
He was Native Indian. He actually kinda looked like Jacob of Twilight, pre Haircut, but substitute the eight pack abs for a keg, throw on a pedophile smile and a collar (yes, he actually wore a collar) and you have... him.
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Ooh Native American, nice. Minus the keg though and the pedo smile. Taylor Lautner isn't so bad looking though, even if he does have a slight beaver look to him, he's actually kinda hot. But yeah . . . interesting.
 
Channy said:
He was Native Indian. He actually kinda looked like Jacob of Twilight, pre Haircut, but substitute the eight pack abs for a keg, throw on a pedophile smile and a collar (yes, he actually wore a collar) and you have... him.
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I think he wanted less of an interracial relationship and more of an intergalactic relationship.

Seriously though, if someone sends a message to you like that after he get married, I pity the wife. He probably still has thoughts about you - otherwise, you wouldn't have gotten the message in the first place, the relationship between you guys would've been a part of his past.
 
Hah, know exactly what you mean about the beaver look. xD

A keg isn't so bad, it's just that he was sommmit like.. 6'4" (or so he bragged, I never really kept track) and had pudge all over... kinda like a Care Bear.

Also I'm gonna say this just to rant and get it out there

HIS PENIS WOULDN'T STAY IN THE CONDOM, WAS TOO SMALL AND DIDN'T STAY HARD. FOR SOMEONE WHO'S 6 FOOT TALL, YOU'D EXPECT A FOOT LONG PENIS, I WAS SORELY MISTAKEN

...:gasp:
 
Yumiko said:
He probably still has thoughts about you - otherwise, you wouldn't have gotten the message in the first place, the relationship between you guys would've been a part of his past.
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YES HE DOES

And you know how I know? After sifting through every myspace message, he hates me, then loves and forgives me, wants back together, then hates me.. lather, rinse, repeat.

ALSO I was poking through the wedding photos of his on Facebook one time, he wore the Tidus Necklace I gave to him at his wedding.

...wtf is up with that? That's messed.
 
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