im gonna get fat

[Saix]

i did drink a whole 3 liter soda by myself in under two hours...sure sign I'm on the road to fatassdom

I'd keep you in shape.

 

[Bambi]

i found a mouldy penguin on the window of my ex boyfriends flat once

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I'm going to keep that pizza and see if it like, mutates or something.

 

[Bambi]

itl kill you in your sleep

 

[Saix]

i found a mouldy penguin on the window of my ex boyfriends flat once

Your ability to tell the most pointless and hilarious of stories is commendable.


I'd give you a fucking medal.

 

[Fusilli]

i found a mouldy penguin on the window of my ex boyfriends flat once

I thought you meant an actual penguin at first.

 

[Bambi]

Your ability to tell the most pointless and hilarious of stories is commendable.


I'd give you a fucking medal.

I wants a medal!!!111!1

I actually thought I was sticking to the topic for once

 

[Bambi]

I thought you meant an actual penguin at first.

my dumbarseness is infectious methinks

 

[Bambi]

Automerge My Arse!

 

[Bambi]

caps filter makes me angry

as does the wait 30 seconds between poasts bollocks

 

[Soul Saver]

Fat is baaaaad, m'kay.

If you're so fat that it threatens your health, yes. But if a girl has all the big curves, and good proportions, epic win.

 

[Bambi]

i just want to be able to fasten the top button on my jeans again

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Buying bigger jeans makes that happen.

 

[Bambi]

i cant afford too

I have too many clothes to just get rid and get new ones, its more financially beneficial for me too lose weight

plus I save money on not eating either so tis all good

 

[Soul Saver]

People worry too much about their weight and not enough about more important things.

 

[Bambi]

my pants being uncomfortable & having a mingin' muffin top is very important to me

 

[Soul Saver]

Are muffin tops really that bad?

 

[Bambi]

yes. I point and laugh at them so i damned if im going to be pointing and laughing at myself

fuck that

 

[Soul Saver]

Yes. Not being hypocritical is more important.

 

[Bambi]

damn right