I'M AWESOME!! :ohshit:

And it would seem chihuahuas will yap incessantly :wacky:
 
the guy sounds shit.

also, do we have to be friends? you just cook, clean, work, satisfy me. do everything i say.

i wont ever beat you, or cheat on you.

and thats the deal basically.
 
No be one of mine, I'll blow your mind, etc etc
 
Jimmeh said:
the guy sounds shit.

also, do we have to be friends? you just cook, clean, work, satisfy me. do everything i say.

i wont ever beat you, or cheat on you.

and thats the deal basically.
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What? :mokken:

I seriously laughed. What will you do for me?
 
ill offer all of the above plus the occasional meal together
 
i dont think youd like thomas, he's one of them anglo-brazillies, which essentially means he's constantly doing a rain dance. he'd have no time for the important things. like eating the meals you cook and keeping you happy all over the house. in the kitchen, on the stairs, even in the garden if youre into that.

he just cant compete, cali.

also i'll compose love songs for you and then pretend i can play them on my guitar. one of them :mokken:
 
Harlequin said:
ill offer all of the above plus the occasional meal together
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Okay, so now I've got suitors.

i dont think youd like thomas, he's one of them anglo-brazillies, which essentially means he's constantly doing a rain dance. he'd have no time for the important things. like eating the meals you cook and keeping you happy all over the house. in the kitchen, on the stairs, even in the garden if youre into that.

he just cant compete, cali.
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Lol, I do like a good garden. :ryan: By the way, I don't mind being in the kitchen. There's lots of shiny knives.

Depends, I need ages.

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also i'll compose love songs for you and then pretend i can play them on my guitar. one of them
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And we have a winner :awesome:
 
the term is in fact anglo-brazilo

and it's not a rain dance, it samba. plus, she wants someone to wear the trousers, not a kilt :griin:

inoerite Cali

EDIT well, in retrospect it would seem ive been beaten to the punch. :hmmm: how immasculating
 
scottish men dont have to wear trousers to be in charge, we have fast access to our tools when we wear kilts. now samba along little tommy :mokken:

leave my wife alone, you horrible sex pest.
 
Jimmeh said:
scottish men dont have to wear trousers to be in charge, we have fast access to our tools when we wear kilts. now samba along little tommy :mokken:

leave my wife alone, you horrible sex pest.
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Are you scottish? If you are, total win:ryan:
 
Well, that clear and resounding defeat has only further compounded my misery. Time to hit the booze again.
 
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