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Aww, don't drink. Here, can't we all be shared. Think of the threesomes
*pulls into my lair*
if youre gonna hit the booze there's only one way to do it, and thats with a nice malt whisky. alternatively, just get a bottle of grouse and youre well on your way.
threesomes are out of the question. he cant even watch. not even if we film it.
Oh, but I bet if I were to say me and another girl on you--you'd be ready to go.
Sexy points for you.Jim couldn't handle my love so a threesomes off the market woman
I bet Terrible Terry Tate has no idea what's going on in here. xD
Jack Daniels for me James, malt whiskey is for Scotmen
malt whisky. its only for scotsmen if its scottish
jd is vile pish.
as for his sexy points, i think you should revoke them. i dont want to handle manlove, thats gay and totally not ok /poet
obviously my love is so intense that you just wouldnt need a scrawny anglo-bra prick
ohoho
Why can't I join?Fuck this, Jim; ditch your newlywed and let's hit the glaswegian (or wherever you Scotsmen booze it up) party scene
I'll revoke them for that.as for his sexy points, i think you should revoke them. i dont want to handle manlove, thats gay and totally not ok /poet
obviously my love is so intense that you just wouldnt need a scrawny anglo-bra prick ()
Fuck this, Jim; ditch your newlywed and let's hit the glaswegian (or wherever you Scotsmen booze it up) party scene
i dunno where the party scene is, i just go out to drink a pint or 12.
plus party scene almost certainly = very shit music. which ruins the whole experience. you cant get pished and talk about the meaning of life and of a particular song if its lady gaga saying "i cant text you with a drink in my hand".
Because we'll obv be hitting the nearest YMCA and you dont qualify lovey.
obviously my love is so intense that you just wouldnt need a scrawny anglo-bra prick
and you would know from all the man love you're been receiving from me eh james?I just realized why I married you.
So it is a gay thing then?Because we'll obv be hitting the nearest YMCA and you dont qualify lovey.
Jimmeh, you didn't tell me you were gay.
Because we'll obv be hitting the nearest YMCA and you dont qualify lovey.
my arse has seen plenty of action from you, tom. after all, i need to use something to wipe it with after ive had a shite.
my arse has seen plenty of action from you, tom. after all, i need to use something to wipe it with after ive had a shite.
What happened to no threesomes.
Well, then.
and the rest are just busy pretending to be jealous of the heterosexual males with super hot californian wives
What happened to no threesomes.
Clearly not a man of his word. Stop pissing around, I know you want me.
and the rest are just busy pretending to be jealous of the heterosexual males with super hot californian wives
I liked that one.Even if it's a contradiction to be jealous of your californian wife if I'm homosexual.
Lol, I think he called you out Harlequin
and the rest are just busy pretending to be jealous of the heterosexual males with super hot californian wives
I hope you're talking to me.Clearly not a man of his word. Stop pissing around, I know you want me.
And it Depends, are you manly?
Clearly not a man of his word. Stop pissing around, I know you want me.
Even if it's a contradiction to be jealous of your californian wife if I'm homosexual.
well if im suggesting youre a closet homosexual youre going to want to come across as a heterosexual thus PRETENDING to be jealous
now leave my wife alone.
