You're doomed to die of old age.
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha.I'll cover my house in petrol and strike a match, and then die in the arms of a hunky fireman who came to dave me.
Oh? ;DI want to be Dave'd.![]()
WANT.A t-shirt with the words "Everybody knows a Dave!"
A t-shirt with the words "Everybody knows a Dave!"
