Identify the Creature

[Rockman X]

And 50 internets to you:

Hint: it's not a massive cock.

 

[Ryvius]

Hint: it's not a massive cock.

ooooh...I was gonna guess massive cock.

 

[Rockman X]

Nope, tis a sea creature

 

[AddleBoy]

I remember seeing that on the Discovery channel, but I forgot what it is called...

 

[Donald Trump]

its a
sea slug?

 

[Doaj]

Yea, sea slug sounds right, but something tells me you want more specific of an answer, no?
You are going to tell us, right?

 

[Rockman X]

Clooooooooooose, it's a clam, geoduck, to be precise

 

[Warbsywoo]

lol a gooey duck.

 

[Rockman X]

Now identify this:

 

[Erythritol]

Oooh, I know this one! It's your mother! Though I must say...she looked better in the dark last night...:/

 

[Rockman X]

Really? You were with my mother? You poor dear. But that is not the correct answer, I'm sorry.

 

[Warbsywoo]

Oh. it's some kind of frog and that's its underbelly where all the little tadpoles or whatever come out of. I saw that on the Discovery Channel years and years agoo.

 

[Rockman X]

Yes Surinam toad to be exact. You wins 50 internets.

Nao identify this:

 

[Erythritol]

Ooooh, ooooh, I know! But I'd spoil the game cause you tolded me before what it is D: So I'll keeps it to meself.

 

[Rockman X]

Lawls. I wanna see people shit brix at it first

 

[Warbsywoo]

Damn, if I saw one of those latched onto my trash can, I'd freak man.

Doubtless, it is a brilliant piece of sidewalk art purposely designed to scare the crap out of passers-by.

Or, it's a rock lobster.

 

[Rockman X]

Lulz, nope. Ur kinda close, it's a crab. But wut KIND is it, hmmmm? Answer and you win 50 internets.

 

[Donald Trump]

coconut crab.
amirite?

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Yes Surinam toad to be exact. You wins 50 internets.

Nao identify this:

Does that bin have... cancer?

 

[Darkstar]

Does that bin have... cancer?

Im sorry, I don't think bins catch cancer

hmmmm, now, I'm gonna state teh obvious, giant crab?