I sat down

[Bambi]

and ripped my jeans

My SECOND FAVOURITE JEANS

MY FAVOURITE JEANS HAVE A BUST ZIP

THEN, I FORGOT I'D RIPPED SAID JEANS AND PISSED OFF OUT TO THE SHOP WITH A RIP IN MY JEANS

 

[Big Casino]

buy new jeans

 

[Bambi]

I like these jeans though, and my favourite jeans, and it's all beer money

I'l just sew them up

though, it doesnt look very sewable.....

 

[Harlequin]

or sow those ones up

ninja'd

 

[Bambi]

i already sewed the zip up on the shorts with the bust zip

WHY IS EVERYTHING FALLING APART!?

 

[Big Casino]

buy new jeans that are better

 

[Marquis of Granby]

i would burst a thousand pairs of jeans to lay next to you.

i would burst a thousand more if i needed to.

 

[Bambi]

Me to James, me too

 

[Marquis of Granby]

pervert.

 

[Bambi]

DON'T FUCKING START

 

[Channizard]

Don't wear jeans too small for you?

 

[Bambi]

the material wore away, i think i spend too much time at on my lazy arse

 

[Channizard]

Then get off your lazy arse and do something about it.

 

[Bambi]

Bit I'm lazy

 

[Channizard]

And therein lies the problem.

 

[Bambi]

I's a vicious cycle

 

[Channizard]

It's because you're too square.

badum ba psh

 

[Bambi]

i was thinking of going for a run after to make up for last nights wine and takeaway...but...effort

 

[Channizard]

And this is why your pants are ripping on you.

 

[Bambi]

I know

-le sigh-