I need.....

I've eaten nothing but takeaways for a week, Im on a diet.....

although I had onion rings for my breakfast >_>
 
My parents keep cooking the same thing everyday I'm getting sick of it, I'm craving a McDonalds right now..... mmmmm chocolate brownie :wacky:
 
I had a stir fry some pea pods and now Im getting Dime cake. Epic win, Im staaaaaarving
 
I'm eating Pringles right now so my diet has gone well and truly out the window :lol:
 
I think I should just give up on my diet now -_-
 
Last time I wet on a diet (and stuck to it) I lost a stone, then I put it back on again like a year later -__-

I have just scoffed half an enormous dime bar and some of those snow ball cocnut efforts >_>
 
Of course diets work.
Eat less food and Ceteris Parabus.
And you will lose weight
 
DIME BAR? LARGE DIME BAR? HOLY MOTHER FUCK - I WANT IT!

:gasp: And I know something very about interesting about e-secks nao
 
i have some magical nutty chocolate that is just oh-so tasty...got it from my toilet. :gasp:

want some? too bad. i don't like to share...

sorry. when i hear the word "chocolate" i instantly think "poop joke". >.>

i don't crave chocolate anymore because i treated my self to some day old Mac Donald french fries. it cut the insides of my mouth. hmmm....blood.
felt like i was eating a sephiroth midget.

lucky ain't i?
 
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Next time you have something like that to say Etna, best not say it at all. Thanks for grossing out people.

We don't appreciate it.
 
I quite need a poo
 
I just scoffed the rest of that big Dime bar :monster:
 
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