I have no intention...

Or that sneezing fetish forum I found that time.....
 
I found a dead one of those not so long ago, I was eyeballing the smilies
 
You're all 'muppets'. :ffs:




Ugh, I feel all dirty and chavvy after using that word. :gasp:
 
Don't have a shower, I'm afraid. :monster:

I wash in a tin bath in front of the fire.
 
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