I have exorcised induced asthma

[The Master]

JeriKane1998

I have a demon inside me and I WANT to get rid of it. But every time I try to have a priest preform an exorcism on me, my asthma starts acting up.

 

[Tyler Breeze]

I..... Don't know how to respond to that Lexy.

I fucking love you right now! (no homo)

I too have this. Thus explaining why I can't run.

 

[The Master]

It's terrible I mean, one minute I can run, the next minute I'm on the floor shouting demonic obscenities... It's horrid...

 

[Tyler Breeze]

I understand your pain. We'll try to get this under control as soon as possible. This must be stopped at any and all costs.

 

[The Master]

I hope it isn't Satan...

Do you know how many little girls that pervert has been inside of?

 

[Tyler Breeze]

Oh god.

It probably is him. Because you have bad luck.

 

[Big Casino]

they dont let gays into heaven or hell

 

[Marquis of Granby]

they go into limbo like all the dead babies who didn't make it long enough to be baptised?

 

[Big Casino]

limbo!

i need to finish that game

 

[Squid]

Limbo scared the shit out of me.

 

[The Master]

I dont want to go to purgatory

I would rather go to heaven with a demon latched to my soul so that we can all beat the shit out of it when I get there

 

[Tyler Breeze]

LOOOL epic! That's how I want to go out.

 

[The Master]

I'd actually rather not take that chance

I'll try and suffer through my asthma while going through an exorcism...

 

[Tyler Breeze]

Aww. I want to kick the devil like that guy that tried to shoot the talking dude on TV got kicked. That would be fun.