I eez happeh !

[Fusilli]

Damn fool. Giving more credits to Dave is not a good idea.

I know!

 

[Kermit the Frog]

I never realised it was a he, I take back what I said about naming him after me. >_>

How about "Janio"?

 

[Fusilli]

An enchanting suggestion, I think.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

It'd be even funnier to do it now.

 

[Misty]

You could call it Dog.

 

[Claudia]

You could call it Dog.

My cat's name is Fish.

Anyway, you should search on Google for cat names. Some sites have huge lists. Or you could just name it something totally random like I did.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

I googled "Black cat names" and I clicked this source that has these names.

These few shocked me of all.

Dirty
Banana
Broomhilda
WebTV
Abracadabra

Who the fuck wants to call their black cat "WebTV".

 

[Fusilli]

Banana sounds yummy.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

So by extension you want to eat her cat.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

Call the cat Jesus, but not "Jee-sus", you know that silly hispanic "Hay-zeus", call it that, definitely.

 

[Claudia]

I googled "Black cat names" and I clicked this source that has these names.

These few shocked me of all.

Dirty
Banana
Broomhilda
WebTV
Abracadabra

Who the fuck wants to call their black cat "WebTV".

Banana is a good name if your cat is yellow.

But WebTV and Broomhilda? WTF?! Even if your cat is black, it still sounds stupid.

 

[Soul Saver]

Just go with Lonnnnnnnnnnnnngcat.

 

[Gabranth]

How about....Nelson Mandela?

 

[Saix]

Barack Obama?

 

[Gabranth]

Martin Luther King.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Winston Churchill?

 

[Saix]

Hitler?


... oh wait

 

[Fusilli]

Hugh Grant.

 

[Gabranth]

.....the hell is Hugh Grant?
Lemme take a wild guess....Neighbours?

 

[Fusilli]

Hahaha, no.

This chap: