How would you like to die?

Personally it would be great if I could find a way to become immortal...but then I would be bored to live forever and having all my family die as time passes....


Oh well....I guess that I would like to die with the less pain possible....of old age....how about 99 years old? :P
 
XD Remember, I'm talking humorously. like, my brother says:

"I'd go out the way I came in: screaming and covered in someone else's blood."

XD make fun of it.

 
I would like to die by getting run over by Optimus Prime... And at my open casket funeral... I hope someone looks down at me all solemn and says...

'Look, he's moving!'
 
I'd also like to die getting scissor-kicked in the face by Chuck Norris, but I'm not picky... :/
 
MEGA SUGAR RUSH! heart beats way too much, missed a beat, there I go, died by over exposure to sugar!
 
The wish of every Klingon is to die in battle. So I can enter the afterlife of the Klingon honored dead, Stovokor.

Of course, that is fiction. I really do not care how I die. I do not fear it either. It is just something that happens. But I want to get the most of the life I have.
 
XD Now you guys are getting the picture!!

scissor-kicked by Chuck Norris absolutely rocks. :coo: high five Wolf!!!

Actually, I've heard that drowning is quite peaceful. This coming from the mouths of would-be drowned victims themselves.

Another way I'd like to go out is riding an ostrich into an army.

FEAR THE OSTRICH RIDERS!!!!!!
 
Not really relevant, but I sorta like this, messes with the head. Found it on a forum in someone's siggy.

[FONT=&quot]Never hope, and you’re never hurt[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Never trust, and you’re never betrayed[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Never speak, and you’re never silenced[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Never remember, and you never regret[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Never love, and you’re never broken[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Never feel, and you never suffer[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Never breathe, and you never live[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
Never live, and you never die

Interesting way of looking at it, isn't it? If you lived forever, and you ceased to really LIVE life, because you know there's no point everything will just die... then you could never die at all. (assuming you could still be killed).

mind boggles. :wacky:
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Eternal life would be absolute rubbish, you would eventually do everything and have no goals or purpose to life. Also eventually the human race would be dead and you would be the only living being on the planet which would make eternal life a bit dull.
I would like to have 2 days notice to do heaps of cool stuff and then i would go by jumping out of a helicopter or plane at the edge of space so i could freefall. What a rush, death would be quick and painless.
 
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