How To Tame Your Dragon

[Marquis of Granby]

i was very disappointed to see that thread didnt contain remedies for a raging hardon. im sick of wanking. please help.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

A large frying pan and a picture of Helen Mirren.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

tried. i came hard.

 

[Ewan]

Gemma Atkinson.

I'm not trying to help you.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

gemmas are usually quite hot. not a clue who she is though. *checks*

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Have a bowl of Cornflakes.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

i also tried that right after banging myself ohoho with the frying pan.

it made my bellend all soggy.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Now do you regret taking viagra?

 

[Marquis of Granby]

well thats the thing ysee...i didnt.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

 

[Marquis of Granby]

i looked at this:

it seems to have tamed my dragon.

thank you mr pooley!

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I'm here to help.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

you really are as perverted as you look in that photo.

stay away from my children you potential paedophile!

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Keep your potential children away from me then.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

i wont be able to have kids if the effects of that viagra dont wear off soon. ive started ejaculating fresh air. yes, im farting through my pisshole.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I didn't even think that was possible.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

it probably isnt tbh

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

So you were lying to me then.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

i don't know. theres definitely a shitty smell coming from my wanger but that's probably something to do with your mum's arse.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

The dirty woman never thinks to clean up.