How do you rate the smell of your fart?

Seminal Emerald

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In its simplest form, a fart is merely a combination of organic chemical found within food broken down by the human body. In actuallity a fart is merely methane gas, but in actuallity methane does not smell. So therefore, the reson for the stink is entirely based on your diet.

So all you have to do is remeber an assortment of things you have eaten and rate how much your fart smells? Plus was it silent like an assassin, or as loud as a trombone?

Honesty is much appreciated... but lies can also be accepted just for humor.
 
To tell the truth I rather hate farting. I generally do my best to make sure they're silent and to do it outside or somewhere very open where they can dissipate quickly and won't be noticed.

As for smell...is 1 the weakest smell and 10 the strongest? Cuz I'd rate mine at usually around 5...seeing as how I never eat much at all xD
 
Well to be honest, I really quite like the smell of my own farts. My farts are usually silent assassins. I eat a lot of fruit and salad, and I don't drink anything but water. Most of the time my farts are silent and non potent. I usually make sure to be sitting or standing at an angle where my farts wont rumble.
These last few days though, I don't know what the issue is. They're really potent all of a sudden. It may be because I'm sick, or it may be that sloppy joe meat that I ate a few days back. I can't stop farting. =x
 
Seminal Emerald said:
Yes 1 would be the weakest 10 strongest.
Its a good thing you take the fart outside, some gas can cause people to gag, for air.
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Aye, I'm polite like that. Like at work if I have to fart, I'll just hold it till I need to run the trash out to the dumpster and I'll fart out there.

My mother, on the other hand, farts like a damn mexican. And hers are 10 in potency and noise factor AND she has NO damn courtesy about it, she does it anywhere. Me and my dad have lectured her on it countless times but she just whines about it hurts her tummy when she holds them in. It's sick.
 
Probably the Sloppy Joe did it. For me beef jerky is the killer, or those packed hot sausages you get from the gas station convient store. With one of those baby's you could kill an army of a thousand men with one simple silent breeze. Me on the other hand I have the tendency to fart loudly as to make my presence known to any predators, and to release a potent smell to attract mates. Yep nothing like letting your gas cause a big enough earthquake to disturb the mass populous of this earth.
 
Well you're not supposed to hold your farts in. =\
You know, whatever air you don't belch up ends up working it's way through your system and comes out the anal canal...

You should all practice burping after a meal...or just chew your food right and not scarf it all down.

Yeah...meat makes for pretty raunchy farts.
 
ZOMG I didn't know that! -___-

Hold a fart in long enough it comes back up as a burp. And it's rude as hell to just blast farts all around the house and let people just walk into them. Like she'll just blast one in the bathroom when she's washing her hair, then she walks out and I'll go in to shower and I have to spray an assload of Febreeze.
 
Ew. Tell her to change her diet. Or stop drinking coffee and milk.
It doesn't matter if you're lactose intolerant or not...milk is a killer. And I find that coffee gives me rather potent and intolerable farts as well.
 
Actually she has really bad food allergies so most of her diet consists of fruits, vegetables, beans, rice and chicken. She's allergic to coffee and milk, she drinks Rice Dream for her milk substitute.
 
lmfao, farts turned into burps don't smell like sphincter, generally letting them develop into burps is my preferred method of getting rid of them.
 
Ewww....I'm not going personal on this subject but....

I once knew this girl back in high school. She had a thick unibrow, a point nose, and her back hunched a little. When you talk to her sometimes she suddenly smiled at you and all of a sudden you smell something revolting....and you realized she farted. It was disgusting.

She also use to cough up phlegm into a napkin during lunch.
 
I find the prefered method of gas release into teh environmeent safely is to suck it in then let the air pass out, keeping the smell moelcules in and letting that build up of air out. Taht way you can fart, without teh strench :P

But it onyl works soemtimes...
 
Cerridwen said:
Ewww....I'm not going personal on this subject but....

I once knew this girl back in high school. She had a thick unibrow, a point nose, and her back hunched a little. When you talk to her sometimes she suddenly smiled at you and all of a sudden you smell something revolting....and you realized she farted. It was disgusting.

She also use to cough up phlegm into a napkin during lunch.
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Eww....I've known girls with bad body odor but not obscenely revolting ones like her.

President Rufus said:
I find the prefered method of gas release into teh environmeent safely is to suck it in then let the air pass out, keeping the smell moelcules in and letting that build up of air out. Taht way you can fart, without teh strench :P

But it onyl works soemtimes...
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What? o_O
 
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