How do you rate the smell of your fart?

I'm moving this to Costa del Sol. Although a rather... distasteful subject, it's far too coherent to be left in spam. :P



As for myself, I'm not actually that gaseous for the most part. I don't hold anything in for beyond what I think it 'right', but I do hold until I'm in some kind of clearing which I can escape from fast. xD I don't seem to smell much either, so I'd rate the majority of mine about a 3.
 
The thread content in general -however- seems to be. And considering it's now in a place of mild repute, I remind you all to stay on topic. :wacky:
 
I fart a lot. I eat a lot of spicy food and a lot of food thats really unhealthy, mostly the greasy kind of food. Well, my farts tend to be really loud, expecially with the position that I'm sitting. Like they won't come out when I lay down, but when I sit indian style or when I arch my back, I tend to fart a lot more.

My farts hardly ever stink unless I eat peppers or onions which is rare but I do eat them once in a while. I never let a silent one escape because silent ones, you never know what else might sneak out
 
to be honest.. when i really gotta go # 2 bad and i fart... your going to be sorry if you sitting by me cause its a rating of 10/10.... one time i farted so bad on the bus my bus driver forced me off the bus and made me stand outside for 5 min until the stink was gone... and i was at the back of the bus. all the windows had to go down... it was realllllllllllly funny :)
 
I rate my farts, not on a numeric scale, but an abstract scale based on impact. I never fart in front of girls, however. Whenever I fart in front of guys, it's a sort of nebulous rating based on depth, length and odor, as judged by their reactions.
 
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