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Harlequin said:
Ah but a fly wouldn't conspire to trap my penis using a bear trap. :mokken:
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neither would a woman.

bear trap up the minge = (what i would imagine to be) extreme pain

willy up the minge (again, what i would imagine to be) extreme tickle at best.

she wouldnt put herself through that, though i do know of

http://www.antirape.co.za/intro.htm

which isnt quite a bear trap but y'know...:ohoho:
 
No no, Jimmeh. It's completely painless for the woman. Think of it as a net inside and then that net has teeth.
 
i know, cali, i've read about it (when it was called rapex) its now...rape-axe? but i meant an ACTUAL bear trap :wacky:

and no, it wouldnt prevent rape, since there has to be penetration for the thing to actually work...
 
yeah, thats what it was called, i checked their "official" website was fairly shit.

their faq consisted of things like "what if a rapist breaks into my house with a gun"

ie things fairly unrelated to the actual product. yes, if he managed to get it in you, he's gonna hurt, but if he's got a gun youre fucked either way.:monster:
 
No it was a genuine compliment you cynic :hmph:

...albeit slighty backhanded :wacky:
 
a big strong manly man like me
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or as they say in the lingo "a strappin loon"
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I'll hold you to that. I hope you're a strong manly man. :mokken:
 
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