Have you ever been caught doing something embarrasing?

[Fusilli]

Lol, this reminds me of a time my wee brother was at his friend Renny's house, and usually my mum goes over to pick him up, but this time my dad went as he was coming back from work at that time. Anyway, he got to the house and then Renny's dad answered the door wearing just a towel, and said 'Oh, I was expecting your wife!'

My dad was not amused....

 

[Moogles]

I can see him out the window and Im STILL in my towel....why do these stupid things always happen to me

You decided to post a thread before getting dressed while that dude waits for you? You're awesome. haha

 

[Ruud Love]

My first footballing match:

Being 7 years old and extremely hyped for such an occasion my mind began to wander. I daydreamed of having the perfect game, what if I scored! How should I celebrate.

I asked my father for advice lest he be to busy with his eyes on the road to give me advice on the way to the match itself.

So there I was, goal-line scramble, kicking and hacking at the ball. It then managed just to trickle over the line slightly. With one little inkling of a goal, I went crazy. Jumping up and down in the goal net then proceeding to run down the line towards the parents doing a signature Alan Shearer celebration impersonation which bagged alot of laughs from the old crew on the sidelines. I then calmed down after about two minutes yet the laughter was still going on

I turned around and saw the referee walking ominously towards me.

Shit.

"It wasn't a goal mate, unlucky lad!"

The laughter ensued.

-Sir Balthier​

 

[Hayate]

Awhhhhh! Damn that sucksss. haha.

I sing in the car...'nuff said. LOL! I will be driving and you see me...just singing my ass off. roflmao!

 

[Ruud Love]

Anyone else care to share any embarrassing experiences?

-Sir Balthier
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[Cube]

My first footballing match:​

Being 7 years old and extremely hyped for such an occasion my mind began to wander. I daydreamed of having the perfect game, what if I scored! How should I celebrate.​

I asked my father for advice lest he be to busy with his eyes on the road to give me advice on the way to the match itself.​

So there I was, goal-line scramble, kicking and hacking at the ball. It then managed just to trickle over the line slightly. With one little inkling of a goal, I went crazy. Jumping up and down in the goal net then proceeding to run down the line towards the parents doing a signature Alan Shearer celebration impersonation which bagged alot of laughs from the old crew on the sidelines. I then calmed down after about two minutes yet the laughter was still going on​

I turned around and saw the referee walking ominously towards me.​

Shit.​

"It wasn't a goal mate, unlucky lad!"​

The laughter ensued.​

-Sir Balthier​

i'm not gonna go in2 my worst embarressin stories but I got one related to that.
I was playing rugby a few years back and thought I was gonna score this awesome try so I did a hero's dive for the line.............. but it was the 5 yard line!!!!! The laughter and jeering kinda hurt...... but not a much a the nearest guys face

 

[Bambi]

You decided to post a thread before getting dressed while that dude waits for you? You're awesome. haha

Hahah I was getting dry

I was still in my towel when he came back....with all his workmen friends <_< I had no electric for like 4 hours I was so bored

OOh I remember another time in work and I was sat looking for a file, my jeans zipped at the side (fuck knows why) anyway they unzipped and revealed all, Im soglad I was wearing nice knickers

Oh and ANOTHER time at the X-mas 'do a couple of years ago I was boogying away on the dance floor and my knickers chose to fall off Oh the laughter......
Moral of THAT one is NEVER wear knickers that tie at the sides, they are likely to fall off

 

[Jimmy]

I got attacked by an old lady for trying to help her put her bags out of the train...

 

[Moogles]

Well...

I fell down the stairs at school once. It wouldn't have been SO bad, but I took a few people with me. The stairs are always so crowded; it'd have been a miracle to go all the way without hitting a few dudes.

Oh. And I ran my bicycle straight into a grill during a family picnic once. Dumped the hotdogs everywhere. To soften the blow, I instinctively thrust my arms outward. Unfortunately, I only succeeded in placing my hands directly on the scalding hot grill surface before biting the dust.

And then I got caught drawing my fat, bitchy English teacher naked. I gave her hairy nipples, vampire fangs, horns, the works. It would have been funny if she didn't notice I wasn't paying attention to her lesson.

I'll stop with those.

 

[Bambi]

And then I got caught drawing my fat, bitchy English teacher naked. I gave her hairy nipples, vampire fangs, horns, the works. It would have been funny if she didn't notice I wasn't paying attention to her lesson.

I'll stop with those.

THAT made me lol xD

I fell over on my way to work once (I was late) and went arse over tit some man came to my rescue, it was so embarrasing

I have fallen over more times than I careto remember whilst on the dance floor aswel, that get's so many laughs >< Altho my mate fell over a few weeks ago, I almost died laughing, it was epic

I ran into a lamp post once aswel I have a lovely little scar on my chin from that

 

[White Comet]

..... but not a much a the nearest guys face

wait....so, you punched someone?

Hahah I was getting dry

I was still in my towel when he came back....with all his workmen friends <_< I had no electric for like 4 hours I was so bored

OOh I remember another time in work and I was sat looking for a file, my jeans zipped at the side (fuck knows why) anyway they unzipped and revealed all, Im soglad I was wearing nice knickers

Oh and ANOTHER time at the X-mas 'do a couple of years ago I was boogying away on the dance floor and my knickers chose to fall off Oh the laughter......
Moral of THAT one is NEVER wear knickers that tie at the sides, they are likely to fall off

maybe its just because i'm a dumb american but i got a chuckle out of the word "knickers" probably because its not a word commonly used here, lol

 

[Darkstar]

I ran into a lamp post once aswel I have a lovely little scar on my chin from that

Don't worry, I once ran into a pole before...



After I got stung by a wasp



In the eye

Afterwards, I looked like this dude, except for the burn mark

 

[Reality.Fantasy]

ZUKO!!!

Well, I guess my most recent embarrassing story would be during the NY trip. So I was in Times Square with a few of my friends and we decide to go to the MTV store. Since I was tall and wearing a bright color, my friends made me lead so they wouldn't get lost in the crowds, so after crossing the street I went down the sidewalk to reach the entrance. Suddenly, my friend screamed that her shoe was untied, so I stopped right in front of the doors and waited for her to tie them, then when I turned around I walked straight into the glass door! It was so embarrassing, especially with all of the judgmental New Yorkers passing by.

Honestly, I don't know how I forgot the entrance was right next to me, but it happened. I blame a lack of sleep.

 

[Bei Bei]

I do a lot of embarrassing things, but almost all of them are on purpose. I don't get embarrassed really easily, though I think the most embarrassed I've ever been was over the summer on my way to Cedar Point, I went to fart, and instead shit myself. We had to stop at Walmart so I could buy a new pair of underwear and shorts, and use the bathroom to clean up. People were giving me this funky look like they could smell it and seemed to know it was me as we were in there.

 

[Moogles]

I went to fart, and instead shit myself.

It's okay, ma'am. That happens to the best of us. But I still lol'ed. =D

Farts are a big cause of embarrassment. I tried farting in class once, being careful to let it out slowly so it wouldn't make a loud noise in the otherwise silent classroom. Didn't work. I ripped that bastard hardcore. Did my best to act like it didn't happen, but it was easy to pick up its location of origin.

Yours is worse, though.

 

[Davey Gaga]

Awkward Situations.

Post any awkward situations you've ever had in here. ;D

I've had quite a few. My friend and I were round at another friends after the bonfire night last year. We're both single but my friend (Steph) had her boyfriend and they were practically humping on her bed. Two minutes later, another friend (Jade) waltzed in with her new boyfriend and dry-humped, so my friend and I are just sitting there wondering ... oh my. I thought she was going to join in with me at one point, hahahaha.

Another is with this same friend when she found a new boyfriend, they were a bit drunk and were looking for a wall on which to dry-hump and ended up finding my back as a substitute. Dear Lord that was uncomfortable, particularly when the guy turned into a sundial. ¬_¬

Ohhh what else? Running on a hot ground in Cyprus, I was flapping my arms around beside me when I ran in my barefeet and ended up slapping this (rather fine) woman on the arse. Baring in mind I was about 9, the rather loud WHIT-OOSH sound was quite embarassing.

 

[Mitsuki]

Lol er, this is almost too embarrassing for me to mention, but whatever.

Okay about 6 months ago, after a session with my husband, he decided he was thirsty. I put my shirt on real quick, and just decided to stay under the covers and leave the waist down "as is".

Well, he didn't shut the door on his way out...so there I was panicking.

And then my brother waltz into the room, needing to talk about his ex. He sat on my bed...I scooted away from him and told him to get out, and then saw my husband pass by real quick and he looked like he was about to laugh since he knew I was naked underneath.

 

[Moogles]

Tons of awkward moments.

This one dude started a conversation with me when I ran into him at the mall awhile back. For the life of me, I COULD NOT figure out who he was. Didn't know how he knew me...let alone his stinking name. I'd refer to him as "dude" and pretend like I knew him. Eventually, he figured out that I was humoring him. Very awkward.

...and then there was that time my dad caught me naked in the house. I ran around the neighborhood in the nude on a dare. There was some money in it for me, and it was pretty dark outside, so I figured it'd be easy. Didn't think I'd have my clothing get stolen. I should have known better.

 

[Davey Gaga]

I've only realised how similar this thread could become to the Embarassing Situations thread, so I don't mind if they're merged together.

 

[Saix]

Oh good.


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