Has anyone ever noticed...

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Also, no woman wanted sex with him because it was too big.

 

[Bambi]

poor man needs a penis reduction

 

[Fusilli]

... o_o is all I have to say

 

[Prince Oberyn Martel]

Smallest recorded erection is one and three-quarter inches.
Don't ask how I know, because I don't remember.

wtf, is that even physically possible!? Poor chap

Apparently a penis that is wider than it is long is called a Chode. Just thought I'd share