Favourite Quotes

[Daenerys]

Blah. no idea where to put this so i just stuck it in here

What are your favourite quotes?

heres a few of mine

I had often fantasized about running into my ex and his wife. But in those fantasies, I was running over them with a truck.

You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'

Charlotte: So how are you?
Carrie: I'm good. How are you?
Charlotte: Great.
Carrie: I told Aidan about the affair and he broke up with me.
Charlotte: Trey and I never had sex on our honeymoon.
Carrie: You win. So. Should we get more coffee or should we get two guns and kill ourselves?”

I love you, but I love myself more.

Miranda: Maybe it's time that I stop being so angry.
Carrie: Yeah, but what would you do with all your free time?

LOL shut up! I'm not THAT naive..just mainly about sex stuff ><

I has real boobies

I'm on a SatC kick right now. Theres more Mitsukisms out there, i just have to find them XD

 

[Shenorai]

Well, here are mine;

Truly, if there is evil in this world, it lies within the heart of mankind.

poor tifa. her bewbs are gonna sag so much in old age

 

[L]

AG and his tupperwear titties

 

[Bittariad]

From Teancious D and the pick of Destiny

Lee : “Why did you guys break my window?”
Jack : “Cause, Man, your doors been locked all day”

Might not be funny but meh. I think my mate felt sad after I said this.

Wayne : “What kind of names Squall?”
Andrew : “What kind of names Wayne?”