Favorite Monty Python quotes

[SapphireStar]

hELLO pOLLY!!!!

 

[Ilyena]

Oh, oh! If this doesnt make you wet your pants ... then ... yeah!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6Lq771TVm4

That is one of my all-time favorite Monty Python sketches.

"Pining for the fjords? What kind of talk is that?!

 

[Argetlam]

brave sir robin ran away
i didntrobin ran away away
when danger reared it ugly head
he bravely turned his tail and fled
yes sir robin turned about
and gallantly he chickened out

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Aw, thanks darling rofl.

Oh, oh! If this doesnt make you wet your pants ... then ... yeah!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6Lq771TVm4

Greatest comedy sketch ever.

 

[Ultima36]

"You must spank me! And then...you must spank Zuut too!"
"oh and ME"
"AND ME!"
"AND ME!"

 

[Argetlam]

i have a friend you know
his name is bigus dickus
(guards burst out laughing)

 

[Sephirothalpha]

brave sir robin ran away
i didntrobin ran away away
when danger reared it ugly head
he bravely turned his tail and fled
yes sir robin turned about
and gallantly he chickened out

I was just going to mention Brave Sir Robin.

 

[SapphireStar]

i have a friend you know
his name is bigus dickus
(guards burst out laughing)

Nice one, that was really the only part in Life of Brian that made me lark!

 

[Argetlam]

lol cheers i also found the suicde squad at the end good even though brian ended up on the cross