Favorite Monty Python quotes

Brian - "I mean do the birds have jobs"
Crowd - "DO THE BIRDS HAVE JOBS"
Brian - "Well consider the Lillies"
Crowd - "He's having a go at the flowers now"

Basically Brian's whole rant before he is called the saviour.
 
One of my favorite exchanges, from the Full Frontal Nudity Episode:

Soldier: I'd like to leave the army, sir.
Colonel: Good heavens, man. Why?
Soldier: It's dangerous.
Colonel: What?
Soldier: You got people with guns out there, sir. Real guns. They're not toy ones; their proper ones, sir. And some of them have got tanks!
Colonel: Watkins, they are on our side.
 
we're knights of the round table
we dance when'er we're able
we do routines and chorus scenes
with footwork impecable
we dine well here in camalot
we eat ham and jam and spam alot
 
its totally genius the way it has been done especially with the knight who plays the drums on the other knights heads
 
there are some who call me.... tim
and

she turned me into a newt.........i got better
 
wot is your name: it is arthur king of the britains
wot is your quest: i seek the holy grail
wot is the air speed velocity of a native swallow: wot do you mean, an african or european swallow

i..i dont know that

flys into the gorge
 
Arthur: I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
Woman: King of the who?
Arthur: The Britons.
Woman: Who are the Britons?
 
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