Everyone, quick!

[Bambi]

Wht stories O_O

 

[Davey Gaga]

126 > 113

I got 129 ;D

129 > 126

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Crawling over the dock at 3am to get to the all night Asda that was neither all night or Asda.

 

[Fusilli]

nor*

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I was going to use that, but I didn't want to seem like I was showing off.

 

[Bambi]

Crawling over the dock at 3am to get to the all night Asda that was neither all night or Asda.

That was alcohol related so it doesn't count

I can't swim either

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

When aren't you drunk though?

 

[Fusilli]

I can't swim either

Me neither. =O

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Wow...

 

[Bambi]

Im not drunk now

And I never saw the point in learninghow to swin, I just arsed about instead

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

What if you find yourself stranded in the middle of the sea, with no one to help you? What happens then? You drown is what.

Lord knows why you'd be in a situation like that, but it proves my point.

 

[Bambi]

No it really doesn't because even if I COULD swim, I'm sure I wouldn't get far befor I died of starvation, dehydration or being eaten. Or getting cramp and drowning that way

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

The adrenaline would you going. And if you're in the sea, there's plenty to eat.

 

[Bambi]

The adrenaline would you going. And if you're in the sea, there's plenty to eat.

The sea water would kill me though

 

[Fusionist]

I'm Canadian and I spell it "genius".

 

[Davey Gaga]

I'm Canadian and I spell it "genius".

Old news is old.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

The sea water would kill me though

Touche.
(I know it needs the line above the e but I don't know the shortcut on a keyboard for that).

How long do you plan to be stranded?

 

[Bambi]

Well, Il be dead pretty sharpish so I don't suppose it really matters

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

What if you think one day "I want to go swimming"?

 

[Bambi]

I do go swimming, I just...don't swim...I arse about and get stuck in that thingy that drags you along

Oh and sit in the jacuzzi and go on theslide