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Wht stories O_O
 
Pooley said:
Crawling over the dock at 3am to get to the all night Asda that was neither all night or Asda.
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That was alcohol related so it doesn't count :wacky:

I can't swim either :wacky:
 
Im not drunk now :monster:

And I never saw the point in learninghow to swin, I just arsed about instead :wacky:
 
What if you find yourself stranded in the middle of the sea, with no one to help you? What happens then? You drown is what.

Lord knows why you'd be in a situation like that, but it proves my point.
 
No it really doesn't because even if I COULD swim, I'm sure I wouldn't get far befor I died of starvation, dehydration or being eaten. Or getting cramp and drowning that way
 
I'm Canadian and I spell it "genius".
 
Well, Il be dead pretty sharpish so I don't suppose it really matters :monster:
 
I do go swimming, I just...don't swim...I arse about and get stuck in that thingy that drags you along :monster:

Oh and sit in the jacuzzi and go on theslide
 
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