Dot-pocalypse

[Exoskeleton]

FFForums....it is my regret to inform you that our beloved forums are in an apocalypse....of the dot kind. The dot infection is spreading faster than I have ever feared. We are at risk of all turning into dot people!

The woman first carrying the infection, .Riona, has been infecting others with her dot and those have been infecting others. We are at a stage where we can stop this new era of dot! Please, keep normal usernames! Dot isn't cool. It's untasticle.

For all of you infected, curse you for getting us all entangled in your dot! For those of you who are not infected, come and join the dot rebellion! Just post saying you are part of the dot rebellion and we can put a stop to the dot rebellion. The dot people are evil! They want you to change your username to dotsomething because they want to control you.

Dont fall for the dot temptation! For all you faithful, innocent, non-dots all we can do is keep hope and encourage others to snap out of the dot fetish.

Hopefully you wont be infected by the dot disease. Do look out and have a nice day. If you choose to ignore this post, a dot war of which the likes we've never seen will spread across our beloved fourms like wildfire.... Warn them! Warn them of the dots!

 

[Lebreau]

Someone else already made a thread about this 8F I'm too lazy to track it down though.

 

[CassinoChips]

There is a simple answer to this conundrum.

/BAN .RINOA!!1!1!!one!!nine11!

 

[Lebreau]

No you, Jesse

/BAN CASSINOCHIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111ELEVENTWELVETHIRTEEN14

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

This is like those Facebook groups that say "If we get 1 million members, I'll grow wings and fly."

 

[Exoskeleton]

Repent! repent! The worlds at stake!
Repent for all of the Dots will take
They kill, they steal, those dotsees are shrill
And all of the dot army bake you in cake!

 

[Whoareyou]

There is nothing, I repeat NOTHING wrong with a dot.
I used to be a non-dot like yourself, and this hasn't changed me at all...
Much

 

[Exoskeleton]

^^^ SEE HOW THE DOTS TRY TO WARP YOUR MIND AND RECRUIT YOU?!

 

[CassinoChips]

WORLD WAR .

 

[Noblesse Oblige]

did you say war.

*climbs into his AC-130 and starts shooting giant 40-mm dots from his Bofor Cannon.*

 

[Exoskeleton]

Oh noes! The dot war haz begun! Dammit!

*pulls out his rocket launcher* Ya want some? Come get it dotsees!(Pronuonced like Nazi, only Dotzi)

 

[Whoareyou]

Bring it
*Infects the water with essence of dot gas*

 

[Exoskeleton]

Gah! the water supply!

*Shoots rocket into infected water and evaporates it*

Yeah Dotzi! It figures I'd have to take on the army! I need backup! rawrs!

*shoots dot supply*

 

[Noblesse Oblige]

*fires 105-mm Howitzer rounds from AC-130 onto thread.*

Soon this thread will burn and I will hear the screams of thousands crying out in a lovely symphony. The ground below me will be stained red with the blood of many, as my cannon fire make ludicrous gibs and giant holes out of......*slasher smile* everyone.

 

[Exoskeleton]

Oh no you didn't. *wiggles finger like shanaynay*

Eat it

* sets off uranium bomb in dot base*

 

[Whoareyou]

Ha, my dots are covered with LEAD!

Your uranium is invalid xD
Don't make me hydrodot bomb you xD

 

[Noblesse Oblige]

(proof that I undeniably can be evil if I wanted to)

*AC-130 escapes and rides out the U-Bomb without catching the EMP*

AC-130 support is temporarily unavailable until the EMP clears, I repeat, AC-130 support unavailable until the EMP clears.

 

[Weapon XIV]

i am a T-800, dots do not affect me

 

[Exoskeleton]

Weapon! did you come to aid in the Dot-pocalypse? Be the weapon for us all and kill the Dazis!

 

[Weapon XIV]

I shall now murder all of the Dozis,

*drops a tactical nuke on Dotzernia*

they should be gone



for now...............