[Conzaru RPingness] ShadowDark Shadowness of Sorcellousness Volume XIVL: The Grim Witchiness Saga

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Randy the Pederast

Descriptionaru - Randolphus 'Randy' Paedopolus is the a grim warrior from Darkland, where everyone is grim. However Randy is particularly grim, almost as grim as pouring out some cornflakes only to find out you have no milk. He gives a very positive first impression, and is very kind. Except when he gives a very bad first impression and comes across as nasty. He is a very dark, silent, and brooding person who is often the centre of attention and the life of a party. He is a staunch pacifist and never ever kills. Sometimes when he is angry he regularly kills innocents, this is his only weakness!
Powerness - Randy only fights children, so he does not need to be that string. He very good at wrestling holds



Orange Urine Cat

Descriptionaru - An orange urine cat
Magikal Abilitude - Orange urine cats are very sorcellous on account of all the sorcery that they sorcelate. Urine cats are from the white mountain of pure whiteness in the Whitelands. It is verty white there except when it gets dirty and looks more grey than white, like old carpet.



William the Dark Lord

Descriptionaru - William is like really dark, even darker than darkness which is really dark. If you poured black in on an already black cat and put it in a lead box in the middle of the night, that'd be really weird. Not as weird as William is dark though! He would probably be even darker if his mum let him.
Dark Shadow mystikness - William being a Dark Lord controls darkness!! This is a pretty unique ability that I came up with because I am such a good writer, people always say how good I am at writing and that I should write books and that my grammar and punctuation is great and I never use run on sentences; His dark pwoers are not just for mnaking it darkeder, they allow him to do what he wants, such as givinbg himself more poweres!! (I am nt sure what though, the fanfics i red are not clear on dis lol)
 
I wonder if Orange Urine Cat could conjure some 3D glasses up with its "sorcellous" abilities.
 
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2D Man, The Geometry Hero

Descriptionaru - Forget what you thought you knew about the legendary math set wars that left the entire world in complete and utter destruction. Builders making rhombus shaped bricks, circles with pi of exactly three, gangs of roving scalene triangles beating protractors to death. Prisms absorbing light like kitchen paper, cylinders masquerading as slightly different cylinders, squares seducing innocent young women by standing one one corner to look like diamonds. During these asymmetrical times one man rose to the fore, nay one HERO. His name was paul and he was a pretty cool guy, he really sorted things out. Not like this 2D cunt

Elemental Mage: Geometricity 2D man uses something he calls Geometriccal Elementosis, which looks suspiciously like poking people in the eye with a compass
 
Robo Lobster

Descriptionaru - Most people think that Robo Lobster is a robot lobster, when in fact he is a lobster robot. He was crafted by the lobster smiths of the Big Dark Sea (which is really quite a sunny and lovely place, but you can't really build an anthropomorphic robo army to enslave the Earth in somewhere not called the Big Dark Sea). The lobsters slaved away for many years creating their indestructible champion, however they got sidetracked halfway through and accidentally made an indestructible espresso machine. However the lobsters were nothing if not cunning and added a set of wheels and an almost-perpetual motion engine. Finally painting Robo Lobster a haunting shade of pink and unleashing him upon the world

Caffeine Tecknikalisim - Every seventh beverage Robo Lobster is lukewarm and sub-par.
 
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