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I just fell up the stairs and nearly pulled my fucking arms out of their sockets

I swear I can't go a day without injuring myself :monster:
 
That must have been... painful? :wacky:
 
It really fucking hurt actually, I had to grab the banisters to stop my self falling on my face :wacky:

I r sore nao
 
Why her face? o_O

I was looking at the sky the other day and walked smack into a lamppost. And I stood on a rake and it whacked me in the face. >.< I'm a numpty at times...
 
I don't know. I was thinking maybe she fell on her face.

Does your name happen to be Sideshow Bob?
I walked into a lamppost at least once, when I was trying to avoid breathing in some putrid car fumes. I didn't even see the lamppost right in front of me.
 
Meh I stood on a plug again last night, thats still sore >_>
 
I stubbed my toe on the bed a week ago. It doesn't hurt anymore. :)
 
The most painful thing to tread on is little tiny Hot Wheels my son loves laying around the house >.< those hurt. A lot. I banged my knee on my new desk last night xD still trying to get used to the placement of it I guess.
 
I keep breaking things at work which is never painful physically but when I hear my boss it's like my entire lower body drops off me.
 
*salutes Kit's avatar and siggy*

I accidentally trod on a gigantic spider with bare feet once.... I had this weird feeling, then looked and saw the spider running away from where I'd trodden.
 
You trod on it but didn't smoosh it?

Can you imagine doing that then looking down and seeing only a stain on the floor no body. XD
 
Lady Aerith said:
The most painful thing to tread on is little tiny Hot Wheels my son loves laying around the house >.< those hurt. A lot. I banged my knee on my new desk last night xD still trying to get used to the placement of it I guess.
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I do that all the time, I still have a bruise from the last time I banged my knee on my desk and that was like 3 weeks ago o_o

Small childrens toys are a nightmare....little plastic doll house equipment....grrr
 
Lady Aerith said:
The most painful thing to tread on is little tiny Hot Wheels my son loves laying around the house >.< those hurt. A lot. I banged my knee on my new desk last night xD still trying to get used to the placement of it I guess.
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Apparently the most painful household accident is standing on an up-turned plug.
 
I used to be exceedingly clumsy, but I haven't really hurt myself in a while.

At choir retreat I was playing multiplayer DS with people, and jumped off of the top bunk and smacked my hand into a wooden dresser. But after running up and down the stairs and screaming, it didn't hurt anymore, so I dunno if that counts.
 
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