Cloud - Boxers or Briefs

Does Cloud Wear...

  • Boxers

    Votes: 15 45.5%

  • Briefs

    Votes: 18 54.5%
  • Total voters
    33
Aztec Triogal

Aztec Triogal

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I think he's a briefs man, to be honest with you. He's kind of a sensitive guy, might need the extra comfort to support his boys. He's guy style though so I'm guessing they're colored. Probably a dark blue or something... hopefully not the same color purple as his original outfit. What do you guys think?
 
Dude. Definitely boxers. I mean c'mon, he's jumping and fighting here and there, so naturally...he needs space! >.< You know what I mean? If he was wearing briefs, it wouldn't be as comfortable. And hmm, I'm thinking white or black solid colors. Or possibly dark blue, like his clothes.

Lol, you actually made this thread. Silly.
 
No, think about it... if he did some wild backflip and one of his boys got crossed or his little man got goosenecked... Ouch! That shock of pain would've been just enough for Loz or Yazoo to get the upper hand. He would've been dead in the Forgotten City.
 
Technically he would've been dead regardless of his underwear, had Vincent not showed up. XD


Anywho, I think he's a briefs kinda guy. Everything dancing around inside his pants probably won't do his fighting technique very much at all. :p
 
Saix said:
Technically he would've been dead regardless of his underwear, had Vincent not showed up. XD


Anywho, I think he's a briefs kinda guy. Everything dancing around inside his pants probably won't do his fighting technique very much at all. :p
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Oh. Yeah...hmm, good point there. I didn't think of that. >.< But I really don't see him as a briefs guy. I don't know, boxers are more cooler and the way to go!
 
Mitsuki said:
But I really don't see him as a briefs guy. I don't know, boxers are more cooler and the way to go!
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Same... sort of. Something's trying to tell me he's well-endowed(XD), so cramping things up don't really seem advisory.
 
Ok ok nevermind. I change my mind. I had to talk to someone about this and he told me that from experience, it's really harder to fight with boxers because the boxers kinda gets caught up in the legs and you have more flexibility when you're wearing briefs.

So I guess I didn't know what I was talking about, haha. I don't know, I just prefer boxers over briefs, I guess. But with Cloud's situation, it'd be more realistic to say that he actually wears briefs.
 
ROFLMFAO!!! This thread is hilarious! Aztec, leave it to you to create something witty like this :P

I can't picture Cloud in briefs....yech! :blink: I think he'd wear boxers, but you never know. When he's out there fighting, he might wear a protective cup or something :P
 
LOL Thanks. It's the only character you could do it with. If I did it with Squall people would make thong jokes. If I did Tidus people would make diaper jokes. Zidane probably went commando...
 
I think he would have worn boxers. He would have suffered through the physical discomfort while fighting in order to have a sense of freedom, plus he'd want to look cool if he had to take off his pants for some reason. I just can't picture Cloud wearing briefs.

As for the color, I'm thinking whatever it was, it'd be solid, not checkered or something like that.
 
See I think when he was in battle and such he went briefs due to him needing to wear something to keep comfort when active.

Otherwise I think he mainly wore a Toga in his private time alone in his home at night.
 
I see briefs as sensible mens underwear, so I can see Cloud wearing them. Boxers to me seem more dudeish and Zell like.
 
Maybe he's part Scottish and wears kilts. He may like to air out a bit at times, maybe feel a little more "Free" when he plays his bagpipes and takes Tifa on walks on the beach.
 
Saix said:
Technically he would've been dead regardless of his underwear, had Vincent not showed up. XD
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:D:D:D

That just made me laugh really hard!


I said boxers. I just can't picture him in briefs. That's kind of disturbing actually.

Or maybe he just doesn't wear any...
 
I've always thought Cloud had a thing for women's underwear. I can picture him in a slik thong, but seeing as that wasn't an option i went for boxers.
 
I can picture him in Lingerie.

That Wall Market episode really has put negative images that have been burned into my mind.
 
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