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Jimmeh said:
mlfy's being a perve again. surprise surprise.

also no, you dont. the chances of you knowing me are the same as those of seabiscuit winning next year's grand national :mokken:
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He sucks at pool and enjoys a pint, Cant eat a full burger and chips at the pub and hates tomatoes. Thats jimmers in a nutshell :monster:
 
I heard about your pool skills...and no Adri is not a perv :wacky:
 
just remember all the good shots i had :mokken:

as for the arsecrack its mine to do with as i wish, not my problem you were staring at it, clatty cunt :hmph:
 
Maybe I was sarcastic.

Jim, it takes a beer, packet of Ritz and a nap.. :wacky:
 
he just exaggerates my inconsistency :mokken:

and i never heard that dog at the bar complain about my arse crack, i bet shes dead now the place is shut.:hmph:
 
In fairness you did pull off a few good shots. Wish i was the flukey :ohoho:
Remeber the 50 something year old barmaid who dressed like an 18 yr old? :hmmm:
 
thats the one im talking about :lew:

good times :sad3:

there wouldnt be any characters like that in reputable places and you wouldnt have to wait half an hour to get served a pint that tastes like stale farts.
 
tbh id be ashamed if that beast was any relation of mine. she was really just......noooo.

mutton dressed as lamb as too good to describe her.
 
same. last drink as well. id say i could barely stand but ive definitely been...worse :wacky:

she was probably a prossie, she always tarted about with the guy who i assumed was the owner, he was shady. always came in pissed. no wonders that place got closed down, i think they were offering a bit more than booze and pool :hmmm:
 
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