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I woke up this morning to check my email, and realized that I would be surprised with the best spam email I have received yet.
I actually read this whole wall of text since it was that funny.
Hello my new friend Carlos!
Good surprise to receive your messageThank you that you have not
disregarded my letter. Frankly, I'm a bit worried and thought, that
you will not answer. But now I see your answer and on my face a smile.
I am glad, that we can learn each other better. I have not internet in
my home so I am writing to you from internet cafe. In our city
recently opened internet cafe. Previously, I had never been familiar
with the Internet. Therefore, our acquaintance for me - this is my
first Internet communication. And now that to continue our
acquaintance, I would like to tell to you more detailed history about
me. Also in this letter I send to you my picture again and I hope you
like it. And I should like to get more photos from you.
As you already know my name is Nelli. I was born on September, 18 in
1982. I am 29 years old. My height is 175 cm, my weight - 55 kg. I was
born grew and live now in Hrazdan city, Armenia. Probably, that you
never heard about my country and do not know where it is. Therefore in
my letter together with my picture, also I send you a map of Armenia
that you could have some idea about my country. Armenia - a country
with great history, traditions and customs, which were created over
the centuries and remain so until the present day. Armenia is a
country of sun, beautiful mountains and many lakes. But I believe that
the main component of Armenia are the people who live here. This
Armenians. The main distinctive character trait of each Armenian is an
ability to appreciate traditions and rules. Honesty and the ability to
respect - this is what is known to every inhabitant of my country.
Lies and betrayal are always very strongly punished. In ancient times,
deceitful people expelled from the family. Children, since the early
childhood learn to be honest and fair. Therefore, I got a very good
education and most importantly, that I realized - you have to be
always honest with people and then life will be successful. Armenians
will never abandon each other in trouble, always ready to help in
difficult moments. Armenians are very close-knit people. Our main
motto - "One for all and all for one!"
Now I want to tell to you about my most favorite people. Of course, it
is my parents
together with my mum and daddy. We live in a apartment, there are
three rooms a kitchen a bathroom and a balcony. I have my room. I one
child in family. I have not brothers or sisters! I always grew one,
and have been surrounded parental love and care. My parents very
good,careful and kind people, they always understood me. They very
much love me, and I even more.......I have very good family. In my
family very much close relations. My parents are someone more, than it
is simple people which have given birth and have brought up me. My
parents always were, and remain, for me the true friends. Especially
my mum. My mum's name is Araxi, she is very sensual and kind woman.
She is 54 years old, earlier she worked as therapist but now she does
not work. My mum, the best girlfriend for me. When it is difficult for
me, when I have problems, when me it is sad, I can always find support
on the part of mum. She will tell to me advice when I need in it. She
will calm me, and will warm the heat when me it is sad and lonely. My
relations with father same close, as with mum. My daddy's name is
Vazken. He is strict, but fair man. He is 56 years old. My dad works as
a truck driver. He transports a foodstuff to the shops of our city. My
father is the unique person, is an example of the true man. From small
age, I wanted, that my future husband was similar on my father. I love
my family very much we always spend time together. I wants more to
learn from you about your family. Tell me more about your family. Do
you have many relatives? How often do you visit each other how often
do you gather?
And now after story about my parents I want to briefly tell you story
about my life. In childhood, I as well as all children went to school.
I very much liked at school because I could find out something new.
I very good studied, and I have finished 11 classes of school, having
received the laudable certificate for good successes in study. After
school, I have started to study at university at pedagogical faculty,
as a speciality «the teacher of English language for initial classes
of school». University, this very interesting time in a life of each
person. At university I have met many friends, have mastered skills of
my profession and also have learned some foreign languages, including
English. I very much tried to study good because I could not
disappoint my parents. And I graduated from university with an
excellent diploma. However, as it has appeared in the future, this
diploma was absolutely useless for me. After university, I started to
look for work. I knew it was very difficult to find work for young
people in our country. With my diploma, I could work in the school as
the teacher of English language for children from 9 to 12 years. But
with this specialty, it was absolutely impossible to find a work! It
turned out that my country does not need teachers of English! I almost
three years tried to find work by my profession, at this time working
as the seller in grocery shop. But all my attempts were futile,
therefore I have decided to get another profession. And I have gone to
get the second education. Now I do not work. I again study, already on
faculty of law. In the future, I want to become a lawyer and protect
innocent people. I have nearly finished my second education, now to me
it is necessary to study still one year. I'm sure I will be able to
find work in this profession and so I very much try. I never was
married and I have not children. Therefore I can devote all time to my
studying. On this I finish my story about my life. My friend now you
know a little more about me and about my life.
You probably think, why I write to you? I have good life. But in my
life there is not the most important of happiness - I do not have
love! I want to have serious relations, to find true love and to
create a happy family. I am looking for the man who could truly love
and respect me. I want to find a man who could be trusted at all.
I want to find the person with whom I can share the joy and sorrow.
I want to find a soul mate, the second piece of me, which I so need!
Maybe it's you? You - my first experience of acquaintance with the man
from another country. And I hope, that our relations can good develop.
Please tell me a story about you. Tell me your full name? You have
been married earlier, you have children? What relationship you you're
looking for in the Internet? Tell to me about your work. Do you like
your work? What happens in your life? What do you like? To me it is
very interesting to learn about you. And I with impatience wait your
new letter to me. Your new friend from solar Armenia,
Nelli!
I actually read this whole wall of text since it was that funny.
