Bad Translator

[Ramiel]

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Machine translations are useful for getting a general idea about what text written in a foreign language means. However, "general idea" isn't exactly accurate; the translator literally translates (word for word) the text which often results in grammatically incorrect, if not completely incoherent, text. We've developed Bad Translator! to show just how funny things can get. Enter any text in English then click "Translate!" to start. The program translates the text back and forth using Google Translate, then displays the final English translation.

This thing is rather fun and can make you lol :3 Especially if you get something like this:

"King of Heroes, do you have enough swords?"

A few translations got that quote to:

"King of Heroes, you have enough balls?"

And then after a few more:

"Hero King, you have enough eggs?"

And the final result was:

"Child soldiers are missing."


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Post your results here :3
I have a couple more:

-Apparently not everything will be translated to something else, as shown by this:

"I am not Kira!"

...54 translations later we get:

"I am not kira!"

-WHO'S DENNIS?

"Here I go! This hand of mine is burning red! Its loud roar tells me to grasp victory! ERUPTING BURNING FINGER! And now, the end!"

...54 translations later we get:

"I can not find it in the country, Dennis! Inch boom! OK!"

-The evil alien Hakumen has finally destroyed the world

"I am the white void. I am the cold steel. I am the just sword. With blade in hand shall I reap the sins of this world and cleanse it in the fires of destruction. I am Hakumen. The end has come!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Tel: cold plate, the evil alien hakumen heat transfer is finally destroyed the world!"

-The completely meaningless lyics of Twister from The World Ends With You

"Brain wave, main wave, psycho got a high kick Collect and select, show me your best set Cristals, blisters, it's all over now Psycho cane, you're so keen I need some more candycanes"

...54 translations later we get:

"Baisakh Bowling, golf, being president and realize that I write with sugar."
wait whut?!

I have more but I'm too lazy to post them :3 So yeah, post your results here :3

 

[Donald Trump]

Rape becomes beauty.

 

[Ramiel]

Holy shit man. Mind = blown.

I thought you were joking, but that's actually how it is O_O

 

[Dionysos]

"Hal is a silly person from New Zealand"

..10 translations later we get:

"Dog feces in the New Zealand Housing"

 

[Donald Trump]

Argor251 is mentally retarded and he lives in Redditch where everyone has AIDS and is really gay and stupid and they are all arseholes
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Birmingham argon 251 feel gay / jews, food and coffee with Disabilities.

 

[Dionysos]

"Sailors fighting in the dance hall Oh man! Look at those cavemen go It's the freakiest show Take a look at the Lawman Beating up the wrong guy Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know He's in the best selling show Is there life on Mars?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Dance off! The funeral is next! Living on the market, you know what I mean?."


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[Donald Trump]

David bowie should stay in English.

 

[Dionysos]

I agree. I just thought it would be interesting to see what we would get.

 

[Tipsynaruto]

Just had to see what this would give me at the end.

Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. very dark, but there were stars- points of light and reason... And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty.

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Under the stars in August Motivation ... Airline, energy, and he may be in order.

"I touched his face. “Look,” I said. “I love you more than everything else in the world combined. Isn’t that enough"

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"Woman: "I am here," he said good luck in life."

So what you're saying is, I'm your brand of heroin?


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Veterani use?

God. Gotta love this thing. It actually improved it. XD