ASDA Chicken Tikka Curry Pizza

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Sounds nice, but its not. It tastes like eating out a lass who's man-trap is filled with bleach or other such domestic bathroom/kitchen items.

That may be a slight exaggeration. But eitherway it was horrible.

That is all :gasp:
 
Home-made! Ooh, imagine chicken tikka with a home-made tomato sauce, on a scone base and topped with edam. I don't like real chicken tikka, but the Quorn variety (which hasn't been available for about 6 years :() was amazing!! :awesome: I can really imagine it working home-made. :)
 
I might just do a home made in the future, but I'm on a tight budget the rest of the month and thus cheap shit it is. Plus I was starving at time of shopping. I just wanted something cheap and quick to bung into the oven. Looked alright for what it was but alas I was horribly mistaken.
 
Oh yeah, cooking for one on a cheap budget is HARD! :( Unless you want the same meal for 4 days... Get some friends together and make some home-made pizzas perhaps! :) Everyone could chip in!
 
I make curry at home, and I make pizza at work, but the combination never seemed like a good idea. However, I salute you sir, for being brave enough to try *nods*
 
I'm good at keeping a budget and having different things each day, but this is budgeting the budget because I have spent FAR TOO MUCH this month already. :gasp: I'm having dinner with my friend and his wife tomorrow night (and our hot neighbour, apparently) and then I'm eating at work rest of the week (as its so much cheaper than store bought foods) so it was only really tonight that needed seeing too essentially. Though come December I'll be able to afford to cook like the resourceful singleton that I am, hellyeah.

I'd love to cook for friends but our working schedules rarely match these days so it just seems easier to do it separately.
 
Fusionist said:
I make curry at home, and I make pizza at work, but the combination never seemed like a good idea. However, I salute you sir, for being brave enough to try *nods*
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I can make an awesome curry. I'm sure I can make a curry pizza awesome too. Would need a specialised base (ie not a usual dough base as would normally be on a pizza) and figure out how to cook it in the oven properly without it going shit. It can be done im sure :mokken:
 
Moonchild said:
It tastes like eating out a lass who's man-trap is filled with bleach or other such domestic bathroom/kitchen items.
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its this bit im curious about. have you actually tried it or do you just imagine thats what a bleachy minge tastes like? :hmmm:
 
I have never heard of a curry pizza in my entire life!!

My favourite pizza is one with potato and egg on it :grin: yum yum!
 
A good point actually. Theres been a fair few weirdos (burning candle wax on the cleavage, reeeally). However If anyone asks me to pour bleach into their vagina and lick it out, I'd tell them to go get me a beer then gtfo. :mokken:
 
Bowie said:
I have never heard of a curry pizza in my entire life!!

My favourite pizza is one with potato and egg on it :grin: yum yum!
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It had 'New' placed on the packaging, so im going to go ahead and presume its a new thing. Something they thought they'd try out. They should of tried harder.
 
they might get kinky and ask for some mr muscle. you could deliberately take it the wrong way and give them a cuntpunch :hmmm:
 
feesteeng D:

i cant see the appeal. i heard that it is so painful they have to take drugs but they enjoy it :jim:
 
Fuck knows. I was just getting revenge on a potato sack, metaphorically speaking. But that story isn't really for here...

But I will say this. She far from enjoyed it.
 
i've had many drunken curry pizzas over the last few years. every time they sound awesome, but end up being disappointing, but every time i convince myself that it'll be better this time round. :sad3:
 
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