Anyone wanna touch my nuts?

[Exoskeleton]

I don't like Almonds

 

[DLFlux]

It's accoustic.

But, it's awesome because it's backwards.

I'm left handed.

NOW TELL ME THAT'S NOT AWESOMENESSSSSS

 

[Marquis of Granby]

that isnt awesomeness.

PLAY US SOME TUNES

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I don't like Almonds

No one likes almonds.

 

[DLFlux]

I can't.

I suck.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

you cant play?

WHAT THE HELL

how the fuck are we ever going to make it as a popular g-rock group!?

 

[DLFlux]

We need some cool older guy to turn up in a phone booth and take us on an excellent adventure.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

but then it would be

jim, kelly, pooley, whatever your name is mokken & co's excellent adventure.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I still can't play either.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

when i see you at kelly's i'll deliberately not show you how to play anything

lewis'll say that he'll show you how to play if you buy him a drink then he wont show you.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

That's unjust.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

im shit at showing things other than my knob cause thats fairly easy.

i just cant see if without the help of a mirror

 

[DLFlux]

We should kidnap Richie Sambora.

Force him to teach us, and then worship him for the God he is.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

We should kidnap Richie Sambora.

Force him to teach us, and then worship him for the God he is.

we'd be wasting his time cause we'll be drunk

 

[blakstang98]

We need some cool older guy to turn up in a phone booth and take us on an excellent adventure.

Excellent reference drop there.

*plays air guitar*

Oh and to answer your question, yes, I want to fondle them. And you know what, you'll learn to enjoy it.

 

[Bambi]

I STILL NEED A GUITAR

 

[DLFlux]

I want to watch you trying to learn Bambino......I have the feeling that'd it somehow be extremely hilarious.

 

[Bambi]

I imagine summat would get broke

 

[DLFlux]

You'd be a true rockstar.

Smashing up the room with a guitar.

Fuck yeah.

 

[Bambi]

I probably would in a temper tantrum as well

Its a good job my tv is insured