Animals doing time?!

[Bambi]

This might be old news to some people, but wtf xD Animals doing time is about the stupidest thing I have ever heard hahaha

What is the point in locking an animal up if it has no idea what it has done wrong?

Donkey is banged up for assault

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

A donkey



A donkey is doing time in southern Mexico for assault and battery.

The animal was locked up at a local jail that normally holds people for public drunkenness and other disturbances after it bit and kicked two men near a ranch in Chiapas state, police said Monday.

Officer Sinar Gomez said the donkey will remain behind bars until its owner agrees to pay the men's medical bills.


"Around here, if someone commits a crime they are jailed," Gomez said - "no matter who they are."
The owner, Mauro Gutierrez, said he would try to reach a friendly arrangement to pay the men's bills, estimated at £210.
The victims said the donkey bit Genaro Vazquez, 63, in the chest on Sunday and then kicked 52-year-old Andres Hernandez as he tried to come to the rescue, fracturing his ankle.
"All of a sudden, the animal was on top of us like it was rabid," Hernandez said.
Police said it took a half-dozen men to control the enraged burro.
Chiapas police have thrown animals in the slammer before, including a bull that devoured corn crops and destroyed two wooden vending stands in March.
In 2006, a dog was locked up for 12 days after biting someone. His owners were fined £9.

And in Egypt - (seems like Donkies are the biggest culprits )

CAIRO (AFP) - An Egyptian donkey has been jailed for stealing corn on the cob from a field belonging to an agricultural research institute in the Nile Delta, local media reported on Thursday.

The ass and its owner were apprehended at a police checkpoint that had been set up after the institute's director complained that someone was stealing his crops, the state-owned Al-Ahram daily said.
The unnamed ungulate was found in possession of the institute's corn and a local judge sentenced him to 24 hours in prison. The man who had his ass thrown in jail got off with a fine of 50 Egyptian pounds (nine dollars, six euros).

 

[Davey Gaga]

The ass and its owner were apprehended at a police checkpoint

Sounds raunchy.

Hahahah this is ludicrous. I wonder if it had to go through a trial or something. xD

 

[SaShman]

Haha this is absolutely ridiculous! I'm so glad that stupid things such as this happen in the world, it makes for epic lulz

I wonder if it had to go through a trial or something. xD

I would so pay to see that xD!

 

[Rukai]

LOL thats stupid i wonder how will they defend themselves if they go before the Judge xD
I have heard the story about the dog who has arrested...Oh man, what is the world becoming to. Someday, the animals will be forced to work or something

 

[Donald Trump]

There was something like that in Congo, where they had arrested a herd of goats and put all of them in jail.
Normally when animals do bad things they are put down, not arrested.

 

[Moogles]

It's likely that the dudes did something to piss the donkey off. Either way, throwing animals in the slammer has got to be one of the most ridiculous things I've heard.

The one about the donkey who stole the corn is hilarious. What a badass criminal.

 

[Big Boss]

Beyond stupid. That police officer is a joke to law enforcement to have said "Around here, if someone commits a crime they are jailed, no matter who they are." What a dumbass.