Always: Have a happy period

[Bambi]

Fuck you

 

[Gaige]

Fucking hell Kelly. You weren't joking when you say you pop out the spam threads Even I'm not this bad.

 

[The Witch]

Lol, yeah, I hate these commercials.

 

[Bambi]

I have my moments Diar-B

them adverts make me want to punch someone in the face

Especially when Im on the loo and my Always ultra pad has a tear in it

WHO'S FUCKING HAPPY NOW!?

CERTAINLY NOT ME

 

[The Witch]

Lmao, that happens to me too xD

 

[Harlequin]

and me

 

[Bambi]

Another pair of knickers, RUINED

mind you, the elastic is already coming away on them, they've seen better days....

 

[Gaige]

 

[Bambi]

My mums pal tried smoking a tampon once..

 

[Gaige]

Did she/he have a happy period after she/he inhaled a blood sponge?

 

[Harlequin]

ive heard that story

 

[Bambi]

she threw it in a wine glass to extinguish the flame once she realised the error of her ways. And it expanded

 

[The Witch]

and me

My mums pal tried smoking a tampon once..

... because he was an idiot?

 

[Bambi]

ive heard that story

WELL YOU CAN BLOODY WELL HEAR IT AGAIN

... because he was an idiot?

She*

And she was drunk, thought it was a cigarette

 

[Gaige]

Woo. Drunk tampon!

 

[bearsfwd]

Always ultra pad has a tear in it

So...apparently they aren't always ultra...

See what I did there?

 

[Marquis of Granby]

i saw an advert for one of these things, dunno what brand it was but they were trying to give away carry cases for fanny pads. they are totally stylish. you should never be without them etc etc

aka load of pish...ehhhh blood...however you want to look at it

 

[inlovewiththe44]

I have a happy period with Tampax Pearl haha.

 

[Sullivan0930]

so thats what there for..

 

[Gaige]

Always ads that say have a happy period make me laugh. It just...seriously doesn't seem possible.