Along Came a Spider...

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der Astronom

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So I was happily on my computer when I felt this itch on my leg and scratched it, and realized it felt awfully much like an insect. I looked down and saw this spider; there wasn't much in sight for me to use, so I grabbed this paper pad and squished it on the bottom end, and the last page fell off, but it did the job.

I sure don't see too many spiders these days.
 
You murderer! D: *cries*

It used to be a normal occurrence to see spiders crawling around our house, especially in the basement. They were small spiders though, and there weren't too many. I don't see them all that often anymore.
 
Haha, you're brave. If I'd had a spider crawling up my leg I would have chucked a spaz. I can't STAND spiders. I'm absolutely terrified of them and have been since I was a kid. I can remember one time I was a taking a shower and you know how you always feel the water running down your legs and such? Well I felt something moving UP my leg. I looked down and there was a spider the size of a half-dollar coin crawling up my leg. I screamed, flailed my leg and high-tailed it out of that bathtub until my husband came and killed it. To this day I'm paranoid to death of the bathtub before I shower, so I have to check every single bit of it before I dare turn on the water.
 
♥Sayuri♥;363215 said:
Haha, you're brave. If I'd had a spider crawling up my leg I would have chucked a spaz. I can't STAND spiders. I'm absolutely terrified of them and have been since I was a kid. I can remember one time I was a taking a shower and you know how you always feel the water running down your legs and such? Well I felt something moving UP my leg. I looked down and there was a spider the size of a half-dollar coin crawling up my leg. I screamed, flailed my leg and high-tailed it out of that bathtub until my husband came and killed it. To this day I'm paranoid to death of the bathtub before I shower, so I have to check every single bit of it before I dare turn on the water.
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Same here. Spiders creep the shit outta me. I once had a spider crawl on my shirt on my terrace. When I noticed it, I was so terrified that I just took my shirt off swiftly, not caring if anyone saw, and ran the hell inside.

It's weired, my hatred for spiders literally came overnight, though.

I just saw a huge spider on my wall this morning and luckily my brother killed it without a fuss. He's a pyromaniac, so he burnt it with lysol and a lighter. XDD
 
I normally throw spiders down the toilet, but I was too lazy this time, and discarded it with that piece of paper into the garbage bin. I didn't know it was a spider that was crawling on my leg until I saw it moving on the floor afterwards, and I went, "Oh, it was a spider. (I guess my deduction was right.)"
 
I just don't like many insects in general.

Though I have picked up spiders and chased people with them, and I am fond of snakes. I wish to own one as soon as I get my own place. :neomon:
 
I don't mind creepy crawlies an' shite but see when those speedy wee cunts dart right across the floor, SOOK ME, I'm not having that.

SPLATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

Dad likes to get them in glasses and either take them outside or throw them on mother. lawl
 
There was a big one mooching around my pc the other day. I hoovered the little bastard up
 
I hoover them up aswel, there must be a colony of creatures in my vacbag now :confused:
 
I normally stomp them. If I'm not wearing shoes, or it's a fly, or it's not on the floor, I'll use whatever's nearby. If there's nothing available, I'll just squish it with my hands and then wash them.
 
Nah, I'll scare them off by throwing salt at them :devil:
I dont like killing animals. Besides, I'm too lazy these days to bake a pie.
 
Hahaha. Yes, that is brave. I'm not too afraid of spiders, don't mind them actually, but they make me jumpy sometimes. I haven't seen any for ages. The cat eats them all. Last time, a spider was running about the house, and our cat played with it then ate it. Spiders must be pretty tasty.

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Velcro brought me a spider once, dropped it right next to me -_-
 
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