Along Came a Spider...

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I have far too much time on my hands.

 

[Laro]

And why am I the one who usually continues the thread after you?

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Because you have a lot of time too?

 

[Bambi]

I should be decorating

 

[Laro]

decorating what?

 

[Bambi]

The bedroom

I glossed all the skirting boards & wotnot and the stupid cat jumped on the windowsil and now there are paw prints on it :stare:

 

[Laro]

Why the bedroom?
You have a cat? Snap!

 

[Bambi]

Because my evil daughter crayoned all over her wall

I'm giving my wholw house the over haul because I'm bored at looking at the same walls everday. As soon as the bastard plasterers come round Im redecorating the living room aswel

Then I just need a new bathroom and it's all done

 

[Laro]

When I was lil I did the same thing to my parents. I not only painted the wall with crayons I also licked off the paint... The wall had my saliva all over And strangely, my parents weren't angry at all. They were just like, "WTF?! Yay! Er.. No!"
(They didn't like the wall anyway)

 

[Bambi]

Hahaha you strange girl xD

Admittedly, her room did need redecorating so her crayoning all over it kinda motivated me. it's just taking me forever

 

[Laro]

Did you know that she could draw crayon all over again?

 

[Bambi]

Then I will have to kill her

 

[Blue Link]

that's good parenting! (that was NOT sarcasm!)

 

[Laro]

lol, what is the world coming to. Nowadays 12 year olds dress up like Paris Hilton. They buy clothes from Channel etc.

 

[Blue Link]

they're turning them into little skanks. D=

I srsly hope my niece doesn't like Paris, cuz I couldn't stand her going "That's hot" all over the place.

 

[Bambi]

I will definately kill her if she trys turning into a mini Paris

 

[Blue Link]

Well, it could be worse. She could turn into a mini Amy Winehouse...but at least she'd have talent

 

[Laro]

I hope, that if I had had a son he wouldn't be like Kirkorov or whatever his name is... The guy that organized the Eurovision perfomance for Ukraine (The girl that sang 'Vodka') *shivers* He's a weirdo...

I would kill somebody if my daughter was like Paris or Britney, no way.

 

[der Astronom]

Oh, there's more--I was just about to go to sleep when Mr. Spider comes crawling across the room. So I picked up the nearest object--an empty dispensable container, and tried to squish it on the bottom of it, but it was difficult because I couldn't see the bottom, and it was indented. I managed to squish it on the edge of the container, however, and flush it down the toilet.

 

[Laro]

Yay!
Instead of squishing it you can just throw it outside, so him and you could live in peace.