Aerith burried Marlene in her garden

[Ayumi Hamasaki]

Did the Lovely Bones steal from FFVII?

And if so...who is the impostor Marlene?


Discuss.

 

[Gemini]

HOLY CONSPIRACY SAUCE

idk your talking about xD

 

[Ayumi Hamasaki]

No it totally makes sense if you think about it.

Aerith lured Marlene to the church by saying that she wanted to show her something, hit her over the head with shovel, did things, then buried her in the flower bed.

 

[The Witch]

The Lovely Bones was such a sad movie.

 

[Gemini]

OMG thats awful

but i never saw the lovely bones...

 

[Ayumi Hamasaki]

It was a sad movie.

Everyone thinks Aeirth is really innocent, but she makes doll houses in her spare time. I SAW THEM!

 

[Dionysos]

How can this have 4 replies but 0 views?

As for the content of the thread, I have no idea what it is on about, and I didn't get the reference. Sorry.

 

[The Witch]

this thread isn't as funny as I thought it'd be. It's just paroding too sad of a film.

 

[Gemini]

no views... even the FFF system is sad

 

[Ayumi Hamasaki]

You were the first one to reply.

You're second sickest.

 

[Gemini]

!!!

i thought i changed that post??

 

[Ayumi Hamasaki]

In fact everyone who even clicked this thread has a really sick sense of curiosity.

SHAME!

 

[Ayumi Hamasaki]

Having had more time to think over the theory.

I now believe that The Orphan stole from FFVII, and that the Marlene we meet in game is in fact a midget who Aerith helped escape from a mental institute to replace the real Marlene.

It's a conspiracy!

 

[L]

In fact everyone who even clicked this thread has a really sick sense of curiosity.

SHAME!

i cannot deny the claims of this accusation