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14. Adverb: Drunkenly 15. Noun: Priest

Benedick is forced to watch Morbius in cinemas. The film runtime is more than long enough for him to countenance just how depraved and beyond salvation our modern society is.

Haha, even my Q1 2023 prediction was way too optimistic. Avoiding it may be for the best, because there's a chance that the Zelda Breath of the Wild sequel could land somewhere there and suck up all the oxygen in the room. Given the usual cadence of FFXIV expansions every two years, 2023 could...

I feel like more could have been shown about the wider world at large to really give us a real sampler of the stakes involved in this war. A good chunk of that trailer consists of battles between armies we're unfamiliar with and little in the way of useful taster context. The fact they're...

The time has come for Game of Thrones to collide with Devil May Cry and a classic Godzilla-style Kaiju showdown. For the first time since September 2020, a brand new trailer for Final Fantasy XVI was shown at Sony's latest State of Play digital event, with the news that the game will come only...

18. Adjective: cantankerous

There are no explicit rules about spoilers. If there is something particularly egregious in an entry, I can simply insert a spoiler warning later on when all entries I receive are put up for voting in a separate thread.

13. Username - Mitsuki (I miss you :sad2:)

Approved and moved (ooh that rhymes) As usual, I'll give it a try out of typical curiosity, but it's very likely to join the graveyard of all the other mobile F2P games I've checked out only to delete from my phone after a few days. I typically cannot play more than one gacha game at a time...

6. FF Character: CHADley

Welcome to FFF Birthweek's 2022 Drawing and Art Event (Low Budget Edition) Why the low budget this time round? Because we blew much of the budget on overpriced creamy desserts from an upmarket patisserie. - - - - - - - - - - - - - We will have one prompt per week for a total of four weeks...

"I don't recommend having one of these guys as a trial witness. Everything they say is alpaca lies and they'll happily pull the wool over your eyes." - Six No one likes being at court. The defendant certainly hates going to court. The plaintiff likely hates going to court too if their legal...

Happy birthday!

For those not in the know, the Japanese clothing company Uniqlo has been collaborating with Square Enix on a Final Fantasy 35th anniversary clothing line. The latest issue of the in-store UT magazine includes a short interview excerpt by Final Fantasy XVI producer, Naoki Yoshida. There, he...

If you look up a list of the worst released games of the year 2021, chances are the name Balan Wonderworld will make a substantial number of appearances. The troubled action platformer game published by Square Enix and developed by Arzest has, after all, achieved dismal Metacritic scores across...

In an unexpected turn of events, a teaser reveal for Kingdom Hearts IV was shown off at a Japan-only 20th anniversary event for the Kingdom Hearts series. Following the conclusion of the Xehanort Dark Seeker saga with Kingdom Hearts III, this new numbered sequel will signal the start of a new...

Physical has become increasingly obsolete. For instance I popped in my copy of Stranger of Paradise Final Fantasy Origin (which arrived a day late) and the PS5 decided to just download the entire game anyway instead of what I presumed to just be a copying and installation process. In effect the...

I have an impeccable record of being wrong most of the time, so my Nostradamus rating is sadly as high as the average person's credit score. That said I'm still going to poke my head up above the parapet and say FFXVI will probably be a Q1 2023 release to conclude Square Enix's current fiscal...

Hello, is this the Stranger of Paradise Final Fantasy Origin club? Can I sign up to be a card-carrying member, please? I'm not presently playing it as I've given the final boss a fatal wedgie last weekend and I'm a bit too intimidated to try out the Chaos difficulty endgame. I was mulling the...