Pffffffffffffft not a chance
I am renowned for doing incredibly daft things when drunk but (fortunately) I'm never on the internet drunk. I only really get drunk when I'm out. So no
I am renowned for doing incredibly daft things when drunk but (fortunately) I'm never on the internet drunk. I only really get drunk when I'm out. So no


Captain is what it's called
I would but you wouldn't BELIEVE the paperwork we have to fill out for them. It's crazy 

