Will Graham

That's a lot of effort for someone you think is a moron

First of all, that girls voice is amazing. I've listened to a few of her songs and she's really good.

Also, I'm making your sig but if the text is too long can I just put Elvis where are you? also, all the pics of her are all pretty girly looking.

Why thank you, I thought you did a grand job in your latest installment of the Uncharted franchise. That Elena is a lucky girl.

Fashion Coat and Murder me Rachael are the only songs that I don't like on the album.

There's probably an element of truth in that because UC2 was such a good game, but the first one was very good.

i wouldn't really know, i've only smoked a bit of weed on a couple of occasions, and i've never felt affected by it at all. i think the only things i wouldn't try are cocaine, heroin and probably meth though. i'll try anything once.

Haha, yeah that bar scene has got to go down as one of the greatest scenes of all time. Bears are great, I agree.

And all right, I'll get on your sig. Thanks for letting me pick the picture myself. and don't worry, I can do that text.

Of course I know the IT Crowd. I like amazingly good TV shows and the IT Crowd is amazingly good. It's natural that I'd love it. Moss is definitely my favourite though. The last season was not so good but I did love the episode about the Fire at Sea Parks haha.

I didn't realise that movie was in French that changes everything. Perhaps one day if I am really... REALLY fucking bored I will watch it. I do not enjoy watching a movie where i have to read subtitles and watch the pictures, I'm not that clever.

Why can't you eat yoghurt? Lactose intolerant?

that bald dude who hardly spoke had a nice accent though, and Roy from the IT Crowd was in that clip I do love his accent. If that uggo is one of your best looking men in Ireland, does that mean he is more handsome than you?

Wont God be upset at me if I steal the ring though? So either way I can't win with him.

Right, so I did a quick google of La Haine to see what it was all about... I don't know how I feel about being forced to watch a movie in black and white. But the idea of you never being mean again is very appealing. I might give it a go, never know I might even enjoy it

Also this yoghurt I am eating at this very moment tastes like fucking ass. Thought I'd share.

There is this Irish guy on this humourous News show we have every afternoon... he is one of the most handsome men I have ever seen in my entire life. He's married to Kylie Minogues sister Danni though, anyway, I hope to meet an Irish like that. I will be very upset if all I see are ones like that uggo in that picture. I like Scotland they have a much nicer accent

Well I was hoping I wouldn't have to steal my own wedding ring If I were to get married I'd need to settle down, my life of crime would have to come to an end.

You do have very good taste in TV shows I have found, I will give you that. Though I am not so sure about your taste in music, though I can admit my taste is pretty shite and all over the place. I don't know about your movie taste either. Fight Club is good though, I've watched it multiple times this past month

my last paragraph in my last VM to you had the worst English ever. Please forgive me, Conor. I am glad you were able to understand whatever the fuck I was talking about.

I'm very excited to learn about Craic, I have mastered Scottish, it's about time I mastered Irish too. I will be going overseas and traveling over Europe in a year so learning these things is a must in case I have to talk to an Irish person.

I don't think you will seduce me, I am very hard to charm. Many have tried and failed. We'd not get married either unless you could afford a $15000 ring. Sorry Conor. I truly am. Also now I know you plan to cheat on me with the doll anyway.

The wii motion plus is $30 over here, $70 if you buy it with a controller. It's probably a lot cheaper over where you are though. I'm quite pleased to hear we have the same taste in games, I'm specially glad to hear you like Zelda as well, we can finally play through a game together and discuss it!

i apologise if i've messed with your memory. it wouldn't be unlike me to be wrong either.

i've never been a big tulip-er, i fell in with the non flowery crowd at school, so it wasn't until uni that i started. i've always wanted to try different ones though.

Hmm that link kind of clears it up for me.

I too find talking over the phone/mic to be a little awkward, though most of the time it depends on who I'm talking with. If the other person is quiet with nothing to say then I'm gonna get quiet eventually too. There is only so much bullshitting one can do without some kind of help from the other person.

Yeah that batman game was utter shite too I can't understand what people see in it, Bioshock, hate that, though I think it's because it scares me more than anything. I played a bit of a demo of the new batman in the store the other day. Unimpressed.

Because I pre-ordered the zelda game it comes free with the wii motion plus so I wont have to buy it myself later thank goodness. So you like zelda then? I didn't know you had a wii?

Here is the video Preview to Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, you don't have to watch it but if you're interested it's there: http://au.ign.com/videos/2011/11/04/zelda-skyward-sword-video-preview?objectid=872155

It looks very great for a wii game, I am very excited.

So 'Craic' is like kind of like the word 'awesome' then...but not.... I cannot comprehend it.
Aww you were nervous I did not pick you to be someone who got nervous over something like talking to someone over a mic, you're always so confident and sure of yourself, now I understand it was just a facade. Be cool. Next time it will be better
Talk slower next time and gimme some Irish dialect and I'll be happy, even if there is not much accent

Hal will not rage at me for not getting it. He will just say I have terrible taste and am not classy enough to enjoy a game as amazing as UC3. Unfortunately it does look quite fun, the 3rd one only, the other two didn't really capture my interest, but once again I am not going to buy a game that could potentially damage my PS3. I have the rare 60 gig one you see and if that were to die I would be unable to replace it.

What is 'Craic'? I've not heard that word before, is it an Irish thing? Sometimes it's hard to talk to people over the mic that you've never met before I am lucky I can just bullshit my way through most of the time. I couldn't hear your accent too well unfortunately you do talk very, very fast though

I wish i had menopause, I wouldn't have to deal with the monthly visit by aunty flo. Hot flushes would be the worst of my worries.

I don't think you're earning the money because you're good looking unfortunately Conor. Though I guess if that's what you want to believe to get you through the day then so be it. I wont be getting uncharted. Specially after what it did to Lewis's PS3. He took it so well though... I would have dropped dead if my ps3 broke.

I pre-ordered the new Zelda game anyway, all my time is going to get put into that, it looks fucking amazing

"I can't wait to play again" that sentence sounds overly excited. I think that is sarcasm? Hahaha, you ass.

I am well, my ears are aching though and it's early in the morning, at work and just feel a bit bleh /whinge whinge.

How are you?

He is a very attractive prisoner. It's hard to come by attractive criminals here in Australia

12pm your time is a little late for me, I will be ready for bed by 10:30pm

Haha, I loved when Brad's character said that in the film, we just started cracking up. And I agree. It is a better ending to WWII than what really happened. You know, me, my dad and sister actually clapped at the ending of the film, but no one else did. :C The part "I think this just might be my masterpiece." is just freaking brilliant.

Sadly, I can't watch that song yet cuz my sister is listening to music. but since it is called mnt dew I shall give the song ago.

random bear pic

and yes, I can surely try and make ya a set.

Hahaha,

well, I thought it was really uncalled for. :/

Brad Pitt's Italian accent is priceless, i love how he says GORLAMMY (or however its spelled) i loved that i saw that film on opening day with my sister and dad. It was awesome. Did you get to see it in theater? and omg, me and my sister love eli too.

also, I couldn't help but notice your under title mentions mnt dew. ♥