Toshiya

Lies

Haha I bet you have Those poor poor boys.


or not

Ah it seems healthiest, I really don't want to become overweight and stuff. It's not that big a sacrifice really

Are you purposefully choosing the gayest looking people you can find? You are cultivating an army of gay best friends

Shouldn't you be in college?

Oh yeah, silly me
I have a little cousin that used to be in Cadets of some sort. Silly boy quit though even though he was doing really well. Now he's a depressing wasting emo teen haha

Well I gave up meat and smoking, and never really cared for candy and chocolate. SO giving up crisps and fizzy drinks seemed appropriate

That sounds pretty horrible, I am sorry to hear that. It is bound to make an awesome anecdote some day, well it already is one. He's probably not gay, just ridiculously effeminate

Ask him this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw7IMYl5oU8

They are very unhealthy, I now eat no unhealthy foods at all, my life has become rather hollow

I knew a girl who scored three guys in a row who came out as gay within a month. I am sure you are not a gaymaker though, I am simply puzzled as to how this guy got you to go out with him

I did not forget this time btw, I was having my last ever can of coke and bag of crisps

It is ok, I believe you

If they aren't they are shit friends and deserve shlaps

You have to stay with him and guide him into coming out of the closet

I always do, I find reality twists itself to catch up with my beliefs

If you have a bloke on your arm, then he can carry you home, BOOM! Being high is so great, and the effects are laughable compared to drinking

The cuntish behaviours would be a bonus in uni, look at House

Do not be telling lies, I know all of the female tricks

This is exactly why I don't work in teams, there are no upsides pretty much. I don not like working with friends either, it always ends badly I think.

In Amsterdam they have rooms in all of the hostels solely dedicated to getting high, it is literally the dream. In Berlin the pubs and clubs don't close until 10am, I am ver very jealous. I would hate holidaying with extended family, I hate nearly all of them bar one or two uncles and my granny. I wouldn't go on holidays with them either though

I would not write one, just paste a picture of my face

Bloody liar.

Is that why you made me wait for a reply today? :licky:

Exactly, people are just shit at following instructions. Well actually that is incorrect, people are shit at giving instructions to people that are not them. It is difficult to tell how people will interpret something you say, which is why teams break down so much

Are you going to Amsterdam or Berlin? I have never been on a holiday with friends, this summer will be my first time

What could they say though? "You have an awful personality, make up some lies"

....but only lovely ones

You go to Cadets every night? :s

Hahaha, I think that might have something to do with that you want to end it anyway for reasons we discussed

You don't have to be a lesbian to appreciate the woman's beauty! Women. Geez.

Maybe so, maybe not. Maybe your just being silly.



We can't help it. We are weak for the female form

To be fair, im sure you are lovely, as you have to be to be able to go out with a guy named after a Welsh Island of Apples

I just got incredibly distracted by Mercs post down below :/...

hahaha, i only meant to ring her for a quick catchup and to see how she was feeling but we ended up being on the phone to one another for well over an hour and a half until 3am at least

I could not walk out of Sainsbury's without said comment after looking through a magazine with good ol' Millie in it

It just comes naturally, I can't help it. I'm lovely really

LIES!



Meh, I know, but I like milking things.


EDIT: Oh, no innuendo intended. Whoops

Still thinking.... nothing seems appropriate enough....