Random Vanitas and Roxas Joke

[Steve-O]

soo here is a random scene from my head

(roxas walks in) where is everybody

Axel: out or busy doing missions

Saix: You look like ur been buzy

Roxas: yh i being chased by some nutter with a huge keyblade calling me ventas

Axel: maybe he fancies ya

Roxas: na that you axel

:Axel HHHHEEEYYYY

(Vanitas's final battle theme plays)

Roxas: OHH FUCK NOT AGAIN

Axel: what

Roxas: I GOTTA RUN... BEFORE I GET KILLED

(a huge bang happens, then a guy is seen smashing into the wall wearing a red suit.. black mask, and holding a blade with two handles)

:Vanitas: WHERE THE FUCK IS VENTAS

Axel: down the hall running from a guy named vanitas.. got that memorized

(a few mins later: Vanitas: I found you Ventas

Roxas: FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME I'M ROXAS NOT VENTAS... YOU SHOULD OF HAVE GONE TO SPECSAVERS

Vanitas: look i know a guy when i see one.. your defo ventas (slashes roxas with blade.. roxas lays dead)

Vanitas:.... OH CRAP.. HE WAS HOLDING THE KEYBLADE THE RIGHT WAY AROUND.. MAYBE HE WASN'T VENTAS AFTER ALL



yh i know it not funny but it was random

 

[Naoto Shirogane]

....

What. The. FUCK. did. I. Just. Read?

This is hardly funny. this makes no sense and you deserve to burn for bringing this incoherent Mutation upon our good green earth you deluded minded fool.

In short. you fail.

 

[Steve-O]

....

What. The. FUCK. did. I. Just. Read?

This is hardly funny. this makes no sense and you deserve to burn for bringing this incoherent Mutation upon our good green earth you deluded minded fool.

In short. you fail.

it wasn't intended to be funny.. i knew i was gonna fail XD

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

i hope you die of syphilis.

 

[Steve-O]

i hope you die of syphilis.

hey that took ages you could at least give me a little respect

 

[Will Graham]

....


This is hardly funny. this makes no sense and you deserve to burn for bringing this incoherent Mutation upon our good green earth you deluded minded fool.

In short. you fail.

I said much the same to your mother about you after I pulled out and came on her face last night

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

you should have spent the time evaluating your life instead.

 

[Steve-O]

you should have spent the time evaluating your life instead.

my life decent.. i have a nice family i have a beautiful girlfriend.. and i enjoy life thank you

 

[Will Graham]

you should have spent the time evaluating your life instead.

In fairness we all should, instead of wasting time on a finaru fantaji forum

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

wrong. guess again.

 

[Squid]

what is... I don't even....

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

In fairness we all should, instead of wasting time on a finaru fantaji forum

i already know my life is going to shit. i have no job, no money, i hardly get out of the flat, very few friends down here.




fml

 

[Steve-O]

what is... I don't even....

see toni likes it soo much that she can't talk now mission complete

 

[Will Graham]

Do not worry Pooley, you are not stupid, you are handsome (not nearly as much as me, but still), and you have charisma. Things will slowly get better and better until you blow your load all over that slut called life's face

 

[Steve-O]

Do not worry Pooley, you are not stupid, you are handsome (not nearly as much as me, but still), and you have charisma. Things will slowly get better and better until you blow your load all over that slut called life's face

o......k if that what you like then i won't complain XD

 

[Will Graham]

I like being nice to my pals, thank you for not complaining, you are a very gracious human being

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

it's a daily battle, and i am determined to win. maybe one day might plight will be put into one of them songs.

 

[Steve-O]

I like being nice to my pals, thank you for not complaining, you are a very gracious human being

i'm not gracious... i'm god

 

[Will Graham]

I do not want to live in a world where 'God' does not capitalise his I's

 

[Bones]

ooooh dear