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[The Witch]

Do you really? ExCALIbur always struck me as someone that went commando whenever possible.

That one is much better. It'll take someone twice as long to pull your dress up, giving you that much longer to defend yourself from attacking perverts. Now you can feel safe wearing no underwear.

Be warned, though. The flowers on the dress will not make your farts smell like roses.

I'm not gonna get raped. Even if I was, it wouldn't be because of my dress.

did i hear fashion? mugatu time

Lmao

 

[Donald Trump]

All that shit seems very cheap.

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

I'm not gonna get raped. Even if I was, it wouldn't be because of my dress.

I never said raped. You got something you need to worry about?

Then again, you're so short they would have to crawl on their knees to reach the bottom of your dress. That's far too much work. You may have a point there.

 

[The Witch]

It is... but I have no money to splurge

I'm not rich you know.

 

[The Witch]

I never said raped. You got something you need to worry about?

You said.... "That one is much better. It'll take someone twice as long to pull your dress up, giving you that much longer to defend yourself from attacking perverts."

That's saying I'm gonna get attacked.

Then again, you're so short they would have to crawl on their knees to reach the bottom of your dress. That's far too much work. You may have a point there.

I'm only 5'3" that's not that short. Geez what are you a giant or something

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

Go turn tricks at your local strip joint. That always works.

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

You said.... "That one is much better. It'll take someone twice as long to pull your dress up, giving you that much longer to defend yourself from attacking perverts."

That's saying I'm gonna get attacked.

I never said you weren't. I just said it would take twice as long for them to get you.

I'm only 5'3" that's not that short. Geez what are you a giant or something

6'1"

yougonnagetraped.png

 

[The Witch]

Go turn tricks at your local strip joint. That always works.

No thank you. I'll keep my dignity intact, thankyouverymuch.

I never said you weren't. I just said it would take twice as long for them to get you.

As apposed to them pulling off a pair of jeans? Thanks for ruining my good mood.

yougonnagetraped.png

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

Strippers have a lot of dignity... in negative values.

Rapists can buy scissors, you know?

 

[The Witch]

Strippers have a lot of dignity... in negative values.

Rapists can buy scissors, you know?

Hence there being no point for you to say a dress could get me attacked

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

I was attempting to make you feel better... Then somewhere, things went terribly, terribly wrong.

Women are 79% more likely to get raped than men. 80% are under the age of 80. Every 2 minutes, a woman in the US is assaulted. Am I still helping?

 

[CassinoChips]

 

[The Witch]

No you're not. You're just making me wish I had a muscle man to protect me


@Harlequin

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

I could protect you.

And give you statistics.

 

[Six]

I don't like polka dot prints...

 

[Donald Trump]

You like black shirts don't you Kirababes.

 

[The Witch]

I don't like polka dot prints...

Kira

You must like it. besides, the polka dots are barely visible.

 

[Six]

I don't like the dress either no... Most of the time with dresses that have a waist thing like that, the boobs don't fit, and yes, Hal. I like black tanktops, I also prefer http://www.amanahstores.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Little-Black-Dress.jpg this over your dress, Cali. Don't shoot me.

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

Well if your tits weren't as big as my ego, dresses would fit you better.

 

[The Witch]

That's a purrty dress to kira very classy