i'd never actually realised this before
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i went for a few pints after work with some guys i work with.
Went to the lovely classy establisment known as the victoria bar in torry.
Some pensioner whos on his way home absoultely steamin calls this fat old woman over and says
darlin.....go sit on my face for an hour
lew:
she just looked at him with the most serious face ever and goes
do you want to die
I spat my pint out in fits of laughter
Went to the lovely classy establisment known as the victoria bar in torry.
Some pensioner whos on his way home absoultely steamin calls this fat old woman over and says
darlin.....go sit on my face for an hour
lew:she just looked at him with the most serious face ever and goes
do you want to die
I spat my pint out in fits of laughter
old drunk fellas are always hilarious
he told a story about how his home carer wont wash his balls for him
i remember on the bus home once there was this drunk guy who kept growling at people and then the driver ended up asking when he was planning on getting off cos he'd gone right round about four times
lmao half of them are just lonely. He was probadly only stayin on the bus to force banter outta people haha
he said he didn't know where he even was. i think he'd gotten drunk and just got on the wrong bus or something
Ive fell asleep on the last bus home before. Ended up having to walk for an hour and a half to get back home. This is why taxis are better |(
simba and luke skywalker werent really orphans
i mean didnt luke live with his mom or something, or was that anakin? but yeah, simbas mother isn't dead shes in the last half of the movie
eat that sucka, punched a hole in your theory
i mean didnt luke live with his mom or something, or was that anakin? but yeah, simbas mother isn't dead shes in the last half of the movie
eat that sucka, punched a hole in your theory
Luke lived with his aunt and uncle, but yeah, Simba's mom was alive 
As for public drunkenness, I can't laugh in that situation, I get real nervous when drunk people get on the bus. Not the quiet, moaning types that know they fucked up, but the loud ones that need to tell people what they know and will probably puke all over.
That and I hate the smell
As for public drunkenness, I can't laugh in that situation, I get real nervous when drunk people get on the bus. Not the quiet, moaning types that know they fucked up, but the loud ones that need to tell people what they know and will probably puke all over.
That and I hate the smell
a local music shop here thats been around for like a 100 years closed today 
I thought i still had time to catch the closing down sale but i was too late
I thought i still had time to catch the closing down sale but i was too late