Twas the Night Before FFF Christmas

They were sharing Hight a page or so ago I missed out:sad3:

8.5 stone huh? :hmmm: *does the maths* Wow Kelly that is a actually really slim and healthy weight to be at. Im guessing english female no discernible traits has a pension for complaining about not being in FFF songs is Sleep deprived and lacking a heat source?......about 5'4:lew:
 
See statistics dont lie:D

Average hight for females in the UK, it was just a lucky guess, by no means saying you're average Smelly............uh I mean Kelly.

Boy am I glad christmas is over, all those feeling of joy were starting to bring me down :lew:
 
im working mny way through all the chocolate in the fridge, kinda regrettingleaving 2 selection boxes at my mothers now, ive jut come on my period and i need the chocolate :rage:

i anticipate being half a stone heavier this time next week :hmph:
 
:ffs: Yes thats what I would have written next, but you beat me to it:lew:

All my chocolate was gone on Christmas day plus several other peoples>---but I still had all the ham left which means/meant 2 or 3 days worth of Sandwiches :awesome:

Out of context:lew: do you know how strange it sounds to say "Im gonna weigh Half a stone more next week" We should go for a bike ride together........across france!
(2nd person I offered to that with today:hmmm:)
 
whats strange about that?

and can you imagine me on a bike? i cant even walk without falling over :rage:
 
Out of context Kelly meaning that when you disregard the conversation and just say the Paraphrased words It sounds Odd.

Imagine you? yeah sure everyday:lew: I dont even know what the fuck you look like!:srsly:
Ive heard rumors tho........:D Cant walk generally?> or cant walk inebriated?
 
:hmmm:

Well I dont go in there that much, I think I posted a donut in there once?:lew:
Where is that located........story goes like this "Kelly has been here so long she has been on the list with death and taxes".

Never ending recurring themes
 
I only like the jam filled doughnuts. not to fond of the ones that look like rings. oh il like custard filled ones as well

but the jam ones are the shit
 
I mentioned this numerous times Kelly, but I would kill for a bag of 50p Custard donuts from Tescos.........:sad3: Send me some?

They will stay fresh in the Mail right?8(

Im thinking of buying a Light Saber.
 
I CALL SLANDER!

And I could try Galf. But well... no I dont think they will keep
 
Where does it mention being accused about complaining?

You guys are making stuff up:lew:(I knew I shouldn't have run my mouth, I'll be banned for sure)

Galf?...........oh thats me?
 
You should see someone about that?:hmmm:........a proctologist maybe?

Thats not very nice, complaining doesnt have a lot of grey area
and the stuff you were guys whinging about was a of a selfish nature Triple T was right was right to say you guys are crying about not being in the FFF Song, hell if you sook about this whats next?

Blubbering over not having any tangerines in your "Bad"? :lew:
(makes no sense? see Kelly:ryan:)
 
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GalaxyFlare said:
Thats not very nice, complaining doesnt have a lot of grey area
and the stuff you were guys whinging about was a of a selfish nature Triple T was right was right to say you guys are crying about not being in the FFF Song, hell if you sook about this whats next?
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So...many...typos. Sentences...not complete with periods.

Seriously, I have NO idea what the fuck you said.

As far as I could tell, you were basically saying that we were complaining. I can tell you that I was atleast not. As for her, I have no clue. That's the thing about text. It portrays no emotion so it's hard to tell when someone is being sarcastic or serious. Just as I can't tell if you're right now being serious or cynical. Frankly, I probably don't want to know. :hmmm:
 
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