Jim thinks hes got it bad

[Bambi]

I had a fight with a hoover today and lost

and just to add insult to injury...well, more accurately, injury to insult, I was feeling my way to the bog later on the day, in the dark, because Im a nob and didnt think to turn the light on, I collided with some fucking knee high contraption. Cue lots of sweearing and me almost on the floor rolling around in pain

Instant fucking belter of a bruise

 

[Ohri-Jin]

 

[Gaige]

Home appliances 23, Kelly 0.

 

[Bambi]

this was at work

You should of fucking seen the state of the place after hoovergate

THe fucking fucker has suck and blow (Yeah yeah, i had an immature giggle too)

Unfortunately for me, I disciovered this when I turned the fucker on, head right over the fucking nozzle

I was covered in it

Ive been coughing up dust balls all day

Every available surface in the office had a layer of dust, myself included

 

[Gaige]

...You utter, utter twat.

 

[Bambi]

Its not the kind of thig you expect to happen when you turn a hoover on

 

[Gaige]

A lesson was learned by all, I'm sure. That lesson being on't let Kelly near the hoover.

 

[CassinoChips]

Has the vacuum been banned yet?

 

[Bambi]

I'm thinkin' it needs filing in the bin

Id jut cleaned that fucking office last week as well, had to go over it all again to get rid of the new layer of dust

 

[Davey Gaga]

Has the vacuum been banned yet?

Nah it didn't take the piss enough for that

 

[Bambi]

Nah it didn't take the piss enough for that

Aw you must spread the rep before repping dave again

 

[Davey Gaga]

Aw you must spread the rep before repping dave again

SPREAD IT NOW, SPREAD IT GOOD, SPREAD IT JUST LIKE YOU SHOULD

 

[Bambi]

NO ONE IS WORTHY OF THE REP

 

[CassinoChips]

Nah it didn't take the piss enough for that

If Kelly chucks it, I expect to see "Free the Hoover Now: New World Order Revolutionary Society" in your sig.

 

[Davey Gaga]

If Kelly chucks it, I expect to see "Free the Hoover Now: New World Order Revolutionary Society" in your sig.

I'd laugh but, like, it wasn't funny

 

[Bambi]

if i threw it, it would probably explode and Id end up wearing it's contents again

Also, whats the sheep thingy all about?

 

[CassinoChips]

Also, whats the sheep thingy all about?

..... My sig? Lyrics from a song by Cake. I found it interesting/relevant with the whole religious debating that was going on here recently.

 

[Bambi]

Do frogs go to heaven?

 

[Davey Gaga]

Jim'll go to heaven

 

[Gaige]

Only when they croak.