have you missed me as much as ive missed me?
and the shoutbox?
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have you missed me as much as ive missed me?
Cheap booze and gorgeous Freshers.
there were plenty of hotties in the union on thursday but i was too busy talkin to a guy called ross about tenacious d and johnny cash...
they wouldnt want a shag off me anyway, i'd rip them wide open with my elephant trunk... ... ... ... ...
ross showed me one of his mate's chat up techniques. it was pretty hilarious and i even think it might be quite effective. obviously i cant show you but i can tell you the other one he passed on in his infinite wisdom.
"suck ma cock ye clatty whoor"
"suck ma cock ye clatty whoor"
thats my technique. YOU FUCKING THIEF!
I have a technique that gets the same number of blowjobs.
Be overweight and don't approach anyone.
i dont get it
bwahahahahahahahah
also welcome back/what did you do this time?
also welcome back/what did you do this time?
ahhh i get it. Dont be so harsh on yourself ewan 
well...she was a bit hairy but she wasnt that ugly.
not surprised you were banned
ken. with jokes like that
i dont even remember what im sposed to have done.
spammed smilies, ignored moderator warnings.
the victim of overzealous moderating, ken?
i dont even remember what im sposed to have done.
spammed smilies, ignored moderator warnings.
the victim of overzealous moderating, ken?
Careful or I'll have you suspended for inciting drama
/365 days late
/365 days late
cant. concrete for brains paedo was killed by a dragon.