hi im jim ._.

[Marquis of Granby]

nice to meet you.

 

[Bambi]

Nice 'at

 

[Marquis of Granby]

fanks.

 

[Ohri-Jin]

well bloody Titz if it aint me old partner from missisipi texas, howdy patna!

 

[Marquis of Granby]

i am not from that place.

 

[Ohri-Jin]

then where you from stranger? might you be one of those fearsome pedophiles
....
.....

 

[Marquis of Granby]

im not from the paedoph isles so i cant be one of them.

im from inverness.

 

[Ohri-Jin]

Inperviness? where tha hell is that on this hell we call earth?

 

[Marquis of Granby]

its where loch ness is. and also nessie. she lives here.

 

[Ohri-Jin]

awesome man, are you and Loch Ness buddies? :d im so curious if it/he/she exists

 

[Marquis of Granby]

yes. the loch ness exists. i dont know why youd think it doesnt.

 

[Ohri-Jin]

oh shit I failed a bit, I MEANT loch ness MONSTER !!! xD NESSIE !!!

 

[Marquis of Granby]

ive lived here for many years and ive never seen her.

 

[Ewan]

Hello Jim. I am UN.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

Hello Jim. I am UN.

i dunno why but i sense that you are english...wait no...

youre a legal alien

scottish living in england.

(formerly) scottish living in saudi.

am i correct?

 

[Ohri-Jin]

Never seen NESSIE

 

[Ewan]

You are correct.

You are Jim.

You live in Aberdeen.

You like Subway.

You dislike smelly people on buses.

Am I correct?

 

[Marquis of Granby]

yes !

 

[Ewan]

It is almost as if we have met on the internet before and therefor already know vague information about one another.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

its almost exactly like that.