Love is natural and real...

[Marquis of Granby]

but not for such as you and I, my love.

 

[Ezio Auditore]

I'm sorry, James. I'm just not ready for that kind of relationship

 

[Gaige]

My heart says yes, but my head says no.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

When I said "but not for such as you and I" I didn't mean homosexuals, Armu. That sheep is very homosexual.

 

[CassinoChips]

I love you James.

*stage whisper*

Come back to me.....

 

[Gaige]

Yes. but imagine the lamb chops you'd get out of it.

 

[blakstang98]

Some people even love themselves. Have you loved yourself today, Jim? And how often do you love yourself?

 

[Marquis of Granby]

Gimme five minutes and I'll have an answer for you.

 

[Gaige]

Jimmeh loves himself with vigour

 

[Donald Trump]

Yes. but imagine the lamb chops you'd get out of it.

Lambs are baby sheeps. From that you'd get some nasty meat. But I suppose it beats potatoes.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

potatoes

Hohohohohohoooooooooooooo. That tickled me, squire.

 

[Donald Trump]

We put the e in potatoes here, because we love e etc etc

 

[Marquis of Granby]

That's not why it tickled me, but you knew that already.

 

[Donald Trump]

I wasn't sure.